After a lenthy hiatus, Jan and Chookie are back.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Living intensely, massive earthquakes, Jan's great ideas, the C.I.A., brain control, Manchurian Candidate, Jan gets hypnotized by a dog groomer, missing time, hand tapping, alien abduction, zombies, Big Momma's House of Soul, Jan's enforced servitude, ox-tails, collared greens, and southern-style sweet tea. Yum.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Christmas music on the radio, all the time, Jan's wish for peace, Chookie displays his continued cynacism, Jan goes to Ned Nobster and gets sprayed full in the face, extreme pregnancy, Chookie goes to the big and tall store, verbal ticks, and disclaimer. Merry Christmas!

Jan and Chookie discuss: New website, if Jan were president, turkey bacon, Jack La Lane, decoy limos, dinner parties, Steven Hawking, bathroom privacy, England part 2, Jan gets stabbed, Chaucer, T.S. Eliot, and Jan weeping like a little girl at Westminster Abbey, golf tournament, old men in shorts, SPECIAL CONTEST, disclaimer. Sweet.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Bros, dark glasses, medicine for gas, Jan's predjudice, trip to England, Manchester airport, groundcrew absence, bus trip, fish and chips, mayo, French stabbing, CruiseNews, dirty bathrooms, viruses, Jan goes to the engine room, and disclaimer. Nice.

Jan and Chookie discuss: New season, new website, facebook, twitter, Jan makes a mistake with his pants, cruise news, Jan's fear of having too much fun, micro sleeps, Chookie drives over a deer...and denies it, side drinking, it's a gang thing, disclaimer. Super.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Season finale, damaged hair follicles, snot snorting, Jan's bronzed scalp, nude cooking, watches from Singapore, crown roast, US Post, hairball jackets, Jan "using shampoo," eight cats, two in-active, and planning your day down to the last detail.

Jan and Chookie discuss: cold sores, Indian food, Danny Boy, bathroom celebrity sightings, body noises, cornucopias, twitter, new website logo, and merchandise coming soon. Sheesh.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Club savings, chickens under the dome, you lie, macaroni salad, jan's big lunch, grape tomatoes, nons, parking lot eating, shame line, prison cells, towel update, words, jan's first school, and jan uses his fingers. Alot.

Jan and Chookie discuss: Cash for clunkers, icy robots, motorcycle crashes, kleenex, box of snickers, cash for candy, going to the hospital and the small building behind it, if Jan were president, and Chookie's first car. Wow.