COME GET CATFISHED WITH US! PJ has a wee moment at the bottom of a river--we've all been there, we all know this classic way--and receives a word of guidance to...g-go where he was going anyway? Also! The origins of the world’s first floating McDonalds, a list of things baseball bats are not useful for, and William calls Emmanuel Macron out on his low-calorie bullshit as we read through The Lightning Thief, Chapter 14: I Become A Known Fugitive!

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