Today's episode features a good shouting match on an incredibly dumb debate - that's some stuff you never want to miss. We debate the hell out of the dumbest topics for our (and your) pleasure. Here's what we got this week.Warm up: Would you rather bathe in hot dog water or eat a hot dog boiled in bath water?Why am I the bad guy if I ask who is farting on an airplane?What are some ways to exploit having a new child?Would you date or befriend a sentient, floating pair of boobs?What careers would be improved by a couple of beers?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions

Shortly after the recording of this week's episode, Smitty, Scott, and Rico all changed their mind on their determination of the 'Funny or Dumb' segment which is definitely funny and maybe even hilarious. Many are saying that. Many good people. And although 13 is unlucky, we feel today is your lucky day because you get to hear us finally hash out why yelling SUCK MY BALLS is a better insult that FIST MY ANUS. I know you've always wondered. Here's the topics this week. Is it weird to ask for a bite of other peoples' food?What video game do you have the most hours logged?Midshow: Funny or Dumb "Hnoles"What makes a sexual act a good or bad insult?What are business casual clothes for?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions Look....if you're not a Patreon donor, next week you get nothing. Episode 14 doesn't come out until June 6th. That's a long time to wait for conversation of four standard dudes. Spend your dollar. Spend it on us.

Today we attack the old. There's many reasons we could have done it, but their pronunciations and lack of technological smarts is the target. All that and......all this:Warm Up: What is with people that can't believe the day or the month?What are some of the stupidest pronunciations?Could you eat one thing for the rest of your life?Funny or Dumb: Glinko Part IIWhat's the opinion on people that play music on their phones in public bathrooms?What are the best and worst fast food places?Postshow: Old PeopleGive us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions MAY'S BONUS EPISODE WON'T BE FREE THIS TIME

OH BOY IT WAS HOT YESTERDAY BUT NOW THE FORECAST SAYS IT'S GONNA GET COLD AGAIN. YEAH YOU IDIOT, THAT'S CALLED SPRING. HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT UNDERSTAND THAT YET? Small talking weather is fine. Acting shocked when the temperature changes day to day is incredibly stupid. And I am here to plead my case this episode that you should already be used to this. Here are the topics this week.Warm up: What is with people that seemingly can't believe the weather?What is the worst type of mess to clean?In a world where AI takes over most jobs, how will people be fulfilled?Funny or Dumb: Scott's First Dumb!Why would you sue God?What are the worst careers for Bring Your Kid to Work Day?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions MAY'S BONUS EPISODE WON'T BE FREE THIS TIME

We got a show so jam packed with questions that are so incredibly important. It's gonna be a long show, so grab a Baconator® for those much needed listening calories. Here is what we have on the schedule.Warm up 1: If I was in need of a Baconator®, would you buy me one?Warm up 2: How would you push out a T-shaped poop?Rico tries a stupid question.What is the line in the sand when eating bizarre foods?Which of the Jackass Forever ball-torture methods would be the easiest to endure?Midshow On Trial: Gorilla vs. Bear and Lemon vs. Hot PepperWould you order chicken tenders from a fancy restaurant?What do you want from your boss?Post theme listener question - Why is golf the best?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions MAY'S BONUS EPISODE WON'T BE FREE THIS TIME

Partially because we're in the midst of an ad run, and partially because we love you all deeply, the first ever bonus episode of The Important Questions is a public resource for everyone to hear. Hopefully this will be the final straw that makes you realize you want to pay the $1 per month to receive an episode the last Tuesday of each month. Each bonus episode will be different, but they all will entertain. On today's bonus episode, we ask and answer only one question. How well can we differentiate a real from a fake news article in a competition style format? There can be only one winner and one loser dunce. We all hope you enjoy this once in a lifetime freebie!

We're back on this fine Tuesday and ready to share some solutions to life's most important questions. But before I hit those topics, this is the final reminder that next week is our first ever bonus episode. If you're not a $1 donor (see Patreon link below) then you will miss out on some incredible content. $12 a year for bonus content, and you make way more than that in even 1 hour of work. So donate that dollar, and we promise you'll have some good shit to show for it. Here's what we got going this week:Would you fuck an alien?Would you make a better criminal than most criminals?Funny or Dumb: Listener Edition #1What are assumptions you have to make when using the internet?How would life change if you were a contortionist?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations. If you can, write a review as well. And tell your friends about us!Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions AND BONUS CONTENT STARTS NEXT TUESDAY!

Welcome one and all to the 8th episode of our show. To all of our new Overcast subscribers, hey this is Dave and thank you and I love you. To all others, hey this is Dave and thank you and I love you. In just two weeks, our first bonus episode drops. If you're not a $1 tier donor on Patreon, then on April 25th you'll be devastated to find no new episode. But you know how to fix that. Anyways, here's the topics for the week:Warm Up Question: Could you eat so many pickles that your asshole becomes pickled, or would you die first?Walmart now sells sex toys in store. Would we purchase them?What conspiracy theories were likely tied to old technological advances?Midshow Double Feature: Rico's Letters to the Editor Part I & Honest Smitty's Podcast ReviewDo you park in peoples' driveways or the street?Why aren't there more kinds of fruit sauces?Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations.Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions AND BONUS CONTENT STARTS IN TWO WEEKS

Today's artwork is brought to you by Scott - he can draw a hell of a Tik Tok, but can't keep his lines straight. This week we address the four most important topics yet - and by far. I think.What is the purpose of bathroom attendants? And what other unnecessary places can we stick attendants?What is proper waterpark etiquette?Funny or Dumb: Smitty's Pesto MommyWhat do you do or not do out of principle?How will our species be punished for our hubris? (Or are we going to Hell)?Post Theme - Genius or Dumb: Soup BreadGive us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations.Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit.Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions AND BONUS CONTENT STARTS THIS MONTH

Recorded during Dave and Rico's norovirus saga, the Acolytes of Knowledge calmly and collectively discuss life's most important questions while holding back the destruction within their bowels. That is dedication. That is love for our audience. That is, honestly, super shitty. Here are our topics for the 6th episode.Warm Up: What is the severity of your response to how much someone has shat during the day?1) Have today's kids legitimately gotten worse?2) What are some 10/10 albums that Acolytes would recommend?Midshow Segment: On Trial - Sticky vs. Itchy/Cold vs. Hot3) If you could have an extra organ or appendage, but there was only a 50/50 chance it worked, what would you pick?4) Is there any topic that we are elitist or gatekeepers about?-Give us a rating on your podcast directory of choice. A show with ratings gives some merit, and it's a good way to push us in recommendations.-Ask us your own important questions or comment on our shows. We have a Google Voice line that is good for voicemails and texts. Contact us at 708-433-9153.-Find our socials. @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter/TikTok. @theimportantquestionspodcast on Instagram. r/importantquestionspod on Reddit. -Join our Patreon. The $1 monthly tier is enough to unlock the one monthly bonus episode we'll be dropping. More content for you, the donors. www.patreon.com/theimportantquestions AND BONUS CONTENT STARTS IN APRIL