Special guest Phil joins us and we talk about the law. None of us are attorneys, only geniuoses.

We have Jacob's girlfriend Rebecca on. She talks to us about her and Jacob's vacation, teaches us about foxes, and then falls asleep. We soldier on though. This episode has shroom stories and air plane masturbation and some well-meaning accidental racism from our loved ones. 

No guests this time around, baby. Just Joe, Colin, and Jacob for a host threeway. We talk motorsports (at first), Mars and intelligent life, and finally take a stance on using the pelts of dogs. Thanks for listening if you do. We all have jobs but only one of us *ahem* is willing to sacrifice sleep, his career, and time with loved ones to record. We are trying.

This is the Kevin episode.

BOOM episode fucking two. We talk about the most intellectual medium in existence, YouTube fight videos. Jacob was either picking up or dropping off his girlfriend at the airport. Brad Zmich and Kevin [LAST NAME REDACTED] sit in for him. This was recorded a while ago but its message is timeless. Okay.

OK. Episode One. One mic. One dream. Three boys. Thirty toes (for now). Welcome to our show. Jacob considers moving in. Kevin [LAST NAME REDACTED],  our history corespondent comes on to talk about Norman Ohler’s book Blitzed. Colin cuts off his toe cheese and we unbox a NERF gun. We have a bunch more episodes backloaded and they’re EVEN better than this one.