The Headquarters
The Headquarters
HeadassHQ
Just a podcast where a couple of headasses will be headasses Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
The Headquarters #18: Pope Spank Bank
The headasses learn that santa is real and then show off how the US public education system failed them in sex ed in this tumultuous episode of the podcast. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/  TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Sep 29, 2020
52 min
The Headquarters #17: Playing the Quiet Game
The gang gets silent on this gripping episode of The Headquarters, then fills the space with nipples, and lots of them. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Aug 25, 2020
55 min
The Headquarters Ep.16: Fortnite Sued Us
Sam gets pee in his eyes, Mike poops a thousand times in 2.5 seconds, and Athena sues Apple on behalf of Fortnite in this episode of The Headquarters that belongs in a bathroom. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Aug 15, 2020
57 min
The Headquarters Ep.15: Gandalf gets Cancer
In this episode, Athena leaves Gandalf (her car) to die, Mike and his brother beat an air conditioner to death, and Sam motorboats a pair of McDonald's Big Macs (yummy). Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Aug 9, 2020
59 min
The Headquarters Ep.14: Mexican Fruit Gangs
In this episode, the Headasses find an inordinate amount of interest in Danny Phantom, ants, and nazis, and an even greater hatred for the Ice Age baby. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jul 25, 2020
55 min
The Headquarters Ep.13: Behold! The Glizzard!
Sam spreads his cream, Athena is again subject to gross male conversation, and Mike gets racial transition surgery, which involves an entire-body skin graft and vocal cords from an organ donor. Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jul 18, 2020
58 min
The Headquarters Ep.12: #Goochgreaseisoverparty
Athena tries not to hurt herself as the males around her try to figure out feminine hygiene products, Mike becomes a glizzy gladiator, and Sam possibly murders an animal in cold blood in this episode of The Headquarters. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/  TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jul 12, 2020
59 min
The Headquarters Ep.11: Manny Flag Pride
This episode, Sam gets a job as a British military recruiter, Athena morphs into a ketamine-smoking caterpillar, and Mike embraces the new Manny flag. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/ TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jun 27, 2020
58 min
The Headquarters Ep.10: Weeb Radar
A weeb has entered the Headquarters! Help Sam track it down with his patented weeb radar! Also the rest of the crew murders ants in cold blood in this episode of the podcast. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/  TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jun 21, 2020
55 min
The Headquarters Ep9: Poop is Sacred
In classic headass fashion, Sam preaches the holy gospel of his poop bible while Athena and Mike try to determine what kind of furry Usain Bolt would be. Follow us:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/headass__hq/  TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/nx9UAw/  Twitter: https://twitter.com/Headass_HQ --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/headasshq/support
Jun 13, 2020
1 hr 4 min
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