Imagine your dad's weird female friend trying to seduce your boyfriend. Ursula's antagonistic demise in the Little Mermaid might be tragic to most of us, after all. Cast away as a child, braving through hatred and death, the Sea Witch's story is not as evil as it was once seen when we were children. Pain, sorrow and everything sad is the theme of Ursula in Poor Unfortunate Soul: A Tale of the Sea Witch by Serena Valentino.

An immortal, historic events, possible racism (and jokes) alongside reincarnation in one story? I've made the executive decision to narrate a script I wrote two years ago to you. A masterpiece (not really) untouched by an mortal soul other than my own, a sacred literary piece that defies the arts of generation. Listen in to what my brain thought and still thinks is a masterpiece for the sake of an assignment. P.S. I claim ALL rights to this literary work, okay? 

Edward languidly left his fingers trailing at my neck as he said, "As though you can fight me, spider monkey." I scrunched up my nose in disgust before saying, "What you sayin', HUH?" Honestly, Twilight would've ended in ten minutes if I were either Edward or Bella but does that make it less of a cinematic art? I think not. Listen in to another selfish, opinionated and no-direction podcast of why I (you should too!) love and hate Twilight. Don't come for me, @Stephanie Meyer. 

An aspiring girl with big dreams and past brought to the big city from her country-suburban life. Three guys, her daughter, an affair, some deaths and a weird relationship between two. All this in one gameplay of the Sims 4? You better believe it. Also, if you hear me sniffling or making odd noises, my sinus acted up in the middle of recording so great (:

My intro (can I even say that??) to a new chapter where I try doing podcasts + I dive into my first topic on the podcast-- Reddit's r/amiana**hole. Listen to my opinions, thoughts and what I generally think. Also, I know the audio is (: at best. Thanks for listening.