Michael chats breaking his balls in the circus, the roughest gig he's ever done & why revising makes you horny. Enjoying? Send us a message @OneOffComedy for a shout out!

Reading his book English Dentist, Michael talks about why Trump beats Boris, shopping mall prostitutes & why you can't trust Aldi.

Reading his book English Dentist, Michael talks about having his wrists slashed, selling a poodle to a Japanese guy & hustling from an STD toilet.

Michael talks about the strangest muscle in the face, the suicide disease, and the secret to silent negotiation - among other stories behind his book, English Dentist.

Reading his book English Dentist, Michael talks about the Corona weather, getting hands cut off in Dubai, dying on a toilet plus the story of how he got fired.

Reading his book English Dentist, Michael talks about Tiger King, fighting Corona with gimp outfits & why white guys should never get haircuts at black barbers.

Reading the stories behind his book English Dentist, Michael talks about being welded into your house, blagging free Teslas, Brazilian kidnapping, and his wife being held at gunpoint.

Michael tells us all about his Japanese fantasy, how to sneeze in a mask, and saving money with glass toilets & broccoli.