Episode 2330 - Kid and El Pres open with a viral story about a female pastor allegedly offering an extremely hands-on form of spiritual cleansing. Naturally, this inspires more interest in church attendance than either man has shown in years. From there, the conversation wanders into Pete Davidson, parental grief, bars as strange rooms where strangers repeatedly buy drinks, and Kid's absolute hatred of line dancing. His scientific breakthrough: slap Benny Hill-style chase music over any line-dancing video and it syncs perfectly, no matter where you start it. Hat Trick arrives with an important design challenge—what belongs beneath her boobs? The proposed tattoo concepts range from delicate floral geometry to a Mad Magazine-style fold-in that reveals Kid's face when the cleavage closes. This quickly becomes the least strange attraction discussed, because Hat Trick introduces her "hear me out" list: Gritty, Venom, Scar, the dragon from Shrek, Puss in Boots, Gill from Finding Nemo, and other characters that require both an explanation and possibly a licensed professional. The distinction is established: Jessica Rabbit doesn't count because everybody already understands. A true "hear me out" should make the room stop, stare, and reluctantly request supporting evidence. The show also checks in on Hat Trick's fireman situation, including a smoke-shortened camping trip, a heroic amount of sex, the hazards of being on top too often, and the revelation that a little extra belly can function as an "added feature." Beneath all the filth is an actual conversation about catching feelings, old relationship damage, ruined plans, emotional boundaries, and the difficulty of pretending a daily connection is still casual just because nobody has upgraded the label. Elsewhere, the crew covers hot people farting in elevators, bodily-function etiquette, "extra creamy" compliments, the looming threat of droopy balls, and Kid's personal rules against back titties and multiple chins. Hat Trick counts threesomes, Kid prepares for the exhausting public service of researching "Guess Her Muff," and everyone meets Jimothy—a short-spined raccoon shaped like an escaped Squishmallow. The mood briefly turns anxious when Kid reveals his cat has disappeared somewhere in or around the house, but the episode ends with Jimothy worship, "hear me out" homework for the listeners, and the promise of more questionable visual research.

The episode opens with the crew reflecting on how far they've come from the nights Kid would pass out on the neighbor's lawn and still somehow drive home. He walks through the exact moment he realized his tolerance had become dangerous, then the conversation pivots hard into fingering technique. Hat Trick explains why straight in-and-out does nothing for her, demonstrates the "come hither," and then Kid drops his own signature move: thumb from behind while flicking the bean and sucking tit at the same time. They reference the Instagram anatomist breaking down internal clitoral structure and the ongoing mystery of squirting, with Kid admitting he used to be able to make it happen reliably and now wonders WTF.   From there it's a parade of old war stories: finger blasting at a Janet Jackson concert, the hunt for extinct hot tub hotel rooms, and the bang time in a minivan for lunch. Hat Trick reveals her older neighbors have started commenting on the blue truck's schedule and made a dog-slobber joke that nearly killed everyone in the room. They watch an AI-generated soccer clip of women flashing titties in the stands, then pivot to a Michigan Instagram guy preaching the gospel of which "fat bitches got the best pussy" in a gravel parking lot. Hat Trick gives her current weekly average with the fireman and confirms he now waits down the road until the kids clear out.   The back half turns political. Kid plays a bleak satirical song about America being founded on genocide and built on slavery, then the three of them try to figure out why the 250th feels like such a non-event compared to the bicentennial they actually remember. They land on Taylor Swift's New York wedding shutting down the city as the perfect distraction from everything else, debate whether billionaires giving away millions still counts when the system is this broken, and close with Hat Trick pulling the actual lizard piercing out of an old jewelry box—the same one from the legendary "There's a Lizard in My Snatch" episode. They end by announcing Guess Her Muff is coming back as a full segment.

Episode 2326 - With Hat Trick out, Kid and El Pres settle into a classic two-man show full of the kind of unprompted rants that only happen when it's just the guys. It starts with Kid watching actual television for the first time in forever and getting annoyed at a local news segment celebrating women starting alcohol brands, complete with the usual "first woman to do the thing" framing that feels more like a pat on the head than actual news. This leads into a broader complaint about how advertising has been sanitized — no more bikini girls selling beer, which Kid argues might be contributing to younger generations not banging enough. From there they move into body count math, with Kid admitting he used to keep a detailed note in his phone and still gets regular clean bills of health from the doctor. Solo activities become a running theme: going to the Tigers game by himself with new AirPods and a scorebook turns out to be one of the most relaxing ballpark experiences he's had in years. The same energy carries over to golfing alone and upcoming concerts. Sports talk gets heated when they land on baseball's new ABS challenge system (sponsored by T-Mobile, of course) and the completely unnecessary cheerleaders hanging out on the dugout at Tigers games. Kid makes it clear baseball has fans, not cheerleaders, and the distraction is real. The conversation gets nostalgic with old SNL sketches that wouldn't survive 2026 (Pat, Church Lady, Robert Goulet doing rap songs), a quick debate on which Williams sister you'd rather sleep with, and a genuinely sweet story about an 80-year-old bike mechanic who still loves his job and looks 15 years younger because of it. They also revive the ancient "hoggin'" bit from the early days of the show, share some questionable high school hookup updates (one girl turned out to be a lesbian, another hit the wall hard), and close with a rant about an absurdly long government acronym and a comedian destroying gender-neutral bathroom complaints. Listener calls for 4th of July fireworks disaster stories are teased at the end.

Episode 2325 - This episode kicks off with fitness updates, questionable dietary advice, and a surprisingly detailed discussion about garlic, pineapple, asparagus, and the strange things people claim affect human chemistry. From there, the conversation drifts into relationship expectations, why Hat Trick refuses to cook for her Fireman, and the universal phenomenon of parents showing up to help and somehow ending up redesigning your entire property. Kid dives into one of his favorite topics: hypocrisy. The crew discusses family dynamics, personal boundaries, and the razor-thin layer of patience that separates everyday life from a full-blown rant. Politics inevitably enters the conversation, but not before everyone takes a detour through World Cup visitors discovering America, Costco, ranch dressing, thunderstorms, and all the weird things citizens take for granted. Sports fans get plenty to chew on as the crew debates alternate jerseys, Pride Night uniforms, marketing gimmicks, minor league baseball promotions, and whether sports franchises have completely lost control of their identities. Then Hat Trick unveils her latest adventure: a new dating app that skips small talk and jumps directly into advanced placement coursework. The stories that follow include hidden profiles, ethical non-monogamy, giant-dick silhouette photos, younger men shooting their shot, age-gap relationships, failed threesomes, awkward family connections, and one absolutely legendary story involving a former hookup who later became someone's father-in-law. The episode eventually settles into reflections on summer, aging pets, social media algorithms, fireworks plans, sobriety milestones, baseball card auctions, and why everybody seems desperate to escape negativity even while constantly talking about it. It's equal parts therapy session, comedy show, relationship roundtable, and cautionary tale.

Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them. Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways algorithms learn exactly what people like looking at online. Kid shares stories from his younger years, family reflections, and thoughts on reconnecting with relatives as life moves forward. The conversation also drifts into baseball, Tigers games, outrageous concession prices, vintage parking spots, summer adventures, and Kid's ongoing mission to turn every random observation into a podcast bit. By the end, there are updates on new creative connections, future guests, listener-line promos, Hat Trick's weekend plans, and a baseball performance that left Kid feeling pretty damn good about himself. Listen in and Go Deep!

Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe.  Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you've got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph's Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you'd expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage confessions, and a philosophical breakdown of "just jerk off and go to bed," and you've got a full-circle episode that somehow feels like therapy… if your therapist also laughed at fart videos and questioned modern baseball uniforms.

Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new "older bitches I'd still smash" track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it's slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood's male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you've ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made her first thought "so… who's pitching?" and suddenly the whole room was doing the math on every gay and lesbian couple we know. Zero shame, pure curiosity. We hit peak dystopia next with AI deepfake porn, mourning the fact that kids can now Grok a classmate's tits on in study hall and ruin lives before the lunch bell. Meanwhile poor Rosie the dog lay on the floor like a furry sack of bones, head flopping like a dead fish while we force-fed her peanut butter and quietly wondered if today was the day. Politics turned into a full clown-car fire: Trump looking like a melted candle running on pure cocaine and spite, Melania lying about Epstein like the photos don't exist, and the Vatican getting straight-up medieval threats. Somehow MGT became the voice of reason and we all felt a little sorry for the orange man. A little. Then Hat Trick dragged us back to the gutter where we belong — fireman still destroying her, an Ohio high-school crush volunteering for a filmed blowjob spank-bank deposit, and the official "Hat Trick Wheel of Dicks" officially entering the rotation. We closed the show talking monster-sex audiobooks and her legendary crocheted cock sock still hiding at the old studio. In other words, just another perfectly unhinged episode as usual. Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you've got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that somehow turns shared bad decisions into a bonding experience. It's chaotic, hilarious, and way too real in all the wrong ways. Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents' house doesn't feel like "home" anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There's reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don't expect. From there, it's full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions multiplying like rabbits, nostalgia for cassette tapes and old tech, and a deep dive into how everything now costs more and works worse. The back half spirals into commentary on internet culture, "manosphere" personalities, dating psychology tricks that somehow still work, and the increasingly weird ways people try to reinvent themselves… whether that's chasing attention online or literally reshaping their faces. It all lands on a simple truth: confidence and personality still beat whatever algorithm people are trying to game.