Episode 2324 - This episode starts exactly where longtime listeners would expect: nowhere near normal. Hat Trick drops updates on life with the Fireman, including discussions about balancing kids, schedules, distance, and an apparently unstoppable sex drive. That launches a deep dive into relationship dynamics, why absence can make things more exciting, and whether the ideal arrangement is actually seeing somebody just often enough to miss them. Along the way, the crew revisits hotel hot tubs, old hookup stories, porn logic, social media rabbit holes, fake breast trends, and the strange ways algorithms learn exactly what people like looking at online. Kid shares stories from his younger years, family reflections, and thoughts on reconnecting with relatives as life moves forward. The conversation also drifts into baseball, Tigers games, outrageous concession prices, vintage parking spots, summer adventures, and Kid's ongoing mission to turn every random observation into a podcast bit. By the end, there are updates on new creative connections, future guests, listener-line promos, Hat Trick's weekend plans, and a baseball performance that left Kid feeling pretty damn good about himself. Listen in and Go Deep!

Episode 2323 - AI culture, corporate "token maxing," and the endless parade of internet personalities competing for the title of Most Confused Human Being Alive. A few questionable clips later, they hit the phone to call Nurse Fiona, who is riding home from a day near Caseville with a vehicle full of kids who immediately prove they inherited her sense of humor. The first half of the episode becomes an unexpected road-trip recap as Fiona, the kids, and the guys trade stories about beaches, baseball, parenting, anxiety, blended families, and why modern kids seem to have access to way more chaos than previous generations ever imagined. The younger voices steal more than a few laughs before Hat Trick arrives to get things really rolling. The conversation quickly shifts into familiar territory. Hat Trick's Fireman Saga receives a major update when she reveals that her long-running suspicions were confirmed and the married-man mystery is no longer much of a mystery. That leads to a surprisingly thoughtful discussion about honesty, boundaries, relationships, attraction, and why sometimes the arrangement everybody secretly expects turns out to be exactly the arrangement everyone wanted. Elsewhere, Kid reflects on losing Rosie, talks about mowing with a thirty-pound weighted vest like a complete lunatic, and El Pres wonders whether all middle-aged men eventually become obsessed with windows, bone density, and lawn maintenance. The crew also wanders through religion, Satan jokes, politics, conspiracy theories, wrestling at the White House, public outrage culture, concert safety, music playlists, sleeping habits, and Benson Boone's continued existence. By the end, the gang is planning future recordings, future hookups, future baseball games, and future excuses for avoiding responsibility while enjoying perfect summer weather from lawn chairs.  In other words, a completely normal episode.   Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2321 - The guys open by bitching about Bay City's endless bridge construction, zero workers on site, and locals who'd rather trash a high-school welding project than fix roads. From there it spirals into Facebook's old negative-feed study, why social media is 90% trolls, the joy of ditching your phone for an old iPod, VHS-to-DVD nightmares, and a heartfelt defense of Art Dore's Toughman contests after Sydney Sweeney's new boxing movie name-drops the local legend. Throw in Dice Clay still crushing it, a fat-shaming manifesto, zero interest in ever getting married again, and a vinyl debate about whether Greta Van Fleet is ripping off Zeppelin or keeping the flame alive. Same show, different week. Go Deep.

Episode 2317 - Kid stumbles into a live-action 7-Eleven relationship meltdown then pivots into a surprisingly thoughtful breakdown of parenting, attraction, and generational baggage… and then Hat Trick shows up and detonates the entire conversation with a scheduling plan that sounds like a NASA launch window but way less safe.  Toss in baseball card midlife nostalgia, teenage glow-ups, Costco identity confusion, and a side quest into internet degeneracy, and you've got an episode that somehow connects it all without ever pretending to be normal. Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2316 - Kid and El Pres come to you from Murph's Lair and start off semi-enlightened and end up exactly where you'd expect… arguing about amputee cornhole assassins, backyard nostalgia, and whether sunning your undercarriage is a legitimate wellness routine. Somewhere between sobriety reflections and midlife reality checks, the conversation drifts into the weird corners of the internet, local crime chatter, and the slow realization that getting older just means trading dumb decisions for slightly more self-aware dumb decisions. Toss in pro wiffleball envy, relationship sabotage confessions, and a philosophical breakdown of "just jerk off and go to bed," and you've got a full-circle episode that somehow feels like therapy… if your therapist also laughed at fart videos and questioned modern baseball uniforms.

Episode 2315 - We opened the show already knee-deep in glorious filth: Hat Trick blasting her new "older bitches I'd still smash" track while we all stared at Catherine Zeta-Jones and agreed her face looks like it's slowly sliding off the bone. From there the conversation just free-fell. We tore into Hollywood's male-gaze body standards, laughed at how Marvel turned normal dudes into walking CGI protein commercials, then swerved straight into the most unhinged top-or-bottom speculation you've ever heard on a podcast. Hat Trick casually dropped that her brother coming out as bi made her first thought "so… who's pitching?" and suddenly the whole room was doing the math on every gay and lesbian couple we know. Zero shame, pure curiosity. We hit peak dystopia next with AI deepfake porn, mourning the fact that kids can now Grok a classmate's tits on in study hall and ruin lives before the lunch bell. Meanwhile poor Rosie the dog lay on the floor like a furry sack of bones, head flopping like a dead fish while we force-fed her peanut butter and quietly wondered if today was the day. Politics turned into a full clown-car fire: Trump looking like a melted candle running on pure cocaine and spite, Melania lying about Epstein like the photos don't exist, and the Vatican getting straight-up medieval threats. Somehow MGT became the voice of reason and we all felt a little sorry for the orange man. A little. Then Hat Trick dragged us back to the gutter where we belong — fireman still destroying her, an Ohio high-school crush volunteering for a filmed blowjob spank-bank deposit, and the official "Hat Trick Wheel of Dicks" officially entering the rotation. We closed the show talking monster-sex audiobooks and her legendary crocheted cock sock still hiding at the old studio. In other words, just another perfectly unhinged episode as usual. Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2314 - Kid, Hat Trick and El Pres spiral into ranking who still gets the nod and why Demi Moore apparently breaks physics. From there, things pivot hard into politics, media manipulation, and the growing sense that the internet is one bad decision away from becoming a locked cage. Just when things get heavy, the show detonates into classic GDS territory: sex stories, relationship mind games, Eskimo family trees, and enough uncomfortable honesty to make family dinner feel like a documentary. By the end, you've got baseball optimism, moral confusion, and a tribute song that somehow turns shared bad decisions into a bonding experience. It's chaotic, hilarious, and way too real in all the wrong ways. Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2313 - Kid, and El Pres bounce from digging through baseball cards and childhood memories to realizing their parents' house doesn't feel like "home" anymore… just a museum of who they used to be. There's reflection on growing up close to everything, how distance changes perspective, and how sobriety flips priorities in ways you don't expect. From there, it's full-on frustration mode with streaming services, MLB blackouts, and the modern nightmare of trying to watch a single damn game without opening five apps and sacrificing your firstborn. Toss in AI subscriptions multiplying like rabbits, nostalgia for cassette tapes and old tech, and a deep dive into how everything now costs more and works worse. The back half spirals into commentary on internet culture, "manosphere" personalities, dating psychology tricks that somehow still work, and the increasingly weird ways people try to reinvent themselves… whether that's chasing attention online or literally reshaping their faces. It all lands on a simple truth: confidence and personality still beat whatever algorithm people are trying to game.

Episode 2312 - This episode kicks off with a rant about streaming services and how watching sports has become expensive and fragmented. What used to be a simple cable setup has turned into multiple subscriptions, leaving everyone frustrated.

The conversation shifts into aging and perception. The group discusses how different generations are aging differently, with humor around appearance, lifestyle, and habits like wearing hats instead of worrying about Botox.

The core of the episode is Hat Trick's dating story. This becomes the centerpiece, detailing a Tinder meetup that quickly escalates. The story contrasts a highly satisfying ongoing connection with the "fireman" against a disappointing encounter with a new guy. The humor comes from the blunt honesty and the mismatch between expectations and reality.

From there, the discussion expands into attraction, sex dynamics, and confidence. The group explores how chemistry and personality outweigh looks, along with commentary on dating culture and relationship expectations.

The episode then moves into AI, discussing how quickly it is evolving. There is both fascination and concern about how realistic and powerful these tools are becoming, especially with images and voice.

By the end, the episode feels like a free-flowing conversation covering money, relationships, culture, and technology.

Episode 2311 - Kid A.G. rolls in after a family road trip looking like he barely survived the goddamn thing, yappin' about caffeine dizziness hitting him like a cheap shot and watching Tiger games like a fucking maniac. He also lived through Buc-ee's, that absolute fucking hellhole where everybody's scurrying around like crackheads. Hat Trick is texting her old threesome pal Yukon because her fireman fuck-buddy is begging to sit back and watch another dude with a big dick stretch her out proper. Yeah. They're already negotiating lube amounts safe words. She's reminiscing about the time she and Big Boobs Brandy tag-teamed Yukon years ago and wouldn't even let the poor horny bastard touch them, absolute legend shit that belongs in the GDS hall of fame. She also took her daughter to a Griffins game, because indoor track meet weekends now include scoping hockey asses.  "I know what your search history looks like, Mom" and calling her out like a goddamn pro. Kid A.G. then hits us with a ghost story after he runs into the chick who vanished after a heavy-petting theater make-out session… It happened at the Dirty Show, surrounded by assless chaps, leather dog masks, and some dominatrix dragging her boyfriend around like a sad, high-heeled little poodle bitch on a leash. And just when you think it can't get any more fucked, El Pres casually announces he fucked one of his dad's old girlfriends. Same woman. Years apart. Eskimo brothers with Dad. Let that one fucking marinate. Then the trio really lets loose, going full savage on everything left in the tank. They roast Tennessee for making you scan your ID to watch porn like it's a goddamn TSA cavity search, clown Hat Trick's foot-content hustle, mock her ridiculous dragon dildo collection that's grown so stupid it needs its own wine rack just to keep the drawer from exploding, laugh their asses off at the painfully awkward daughter-boyfriend couch cuddling, and completely lose it over batshit AI songs about "skanky cock-gobbling whores of the week." Ninety minutes of zero-filter, balls-to-the-wall stupidity that makes you laugh, cringe, and seriously wonder how the fuck these three still have any functioning relationships left. Go listen right now. Your therapist will thank you… or bill you double. (And yeah, the Yukon threesome is still cooking.) Go Deep.