What? You mean he's not given up? Certainly not, I'm still spouting nonsense, just a little different in content from last year. This year it's focussed on being an audio diary of events surrounding The Gentleman Maker and all the antics that make me what I am.

More chatter. This time about feeling wobbly and branding.

My modelling career and the effort of baking bread.

A long journey and how not to ruin a planet.

What's this? Diesel? Tell me about this rare substance. Also, how I manage to keep from going in circles.

I'm ranting! No wonder, our country has gone mad! Oh, and I talk about making blankets.

I believe in Miracles, and 3d illustration.

Whistling along to kettles and eating biscuits.

The Matterhorn, spoonful at a time and an obsession with motor cars.

I discuss exploding plants and filthy soot and flour cakes.