
Hey Funky Panther family! Buckle up for a rollercoaster of emotions as we kick it off with a dose of nostalgia, reliving the glory days through the lens of classic DFW commercials – you know, those jingles that stick with you like gum on a hot sidewalk. We cruise through the Super Bowl's unforgettable moments and keep the energy high with a heated debate that tackles the double standards in sports media. No stone is left unturned, from Patrick Mahomes' voice comparisons to the unexpected twists of live shows and the musical genius that graced the halftime stage, like Usher and Alicia Keys.We're turning the tables on Super Bowl halftime shows, ranking the hits and misses from over the years – and let me tell you, it's a showdown that's as divisive as pineapple on pizza. Dive into the eclectic world of music festivals and live concerts, where we reminisce about acts that set our hearts racing faster than a guitar solo. And because we're all about that balance, we chuckle over snack debates (Team Pop-Tart or Team Toaster Strudel?) and give a nod to the offbeat charm of a viral mistaken identity saga.Finally, we're pouring out some love to you – our incredible fans – as we celebrate four funky years of The Funky Panther. From buttered sausage to snack throwbacks, your engagement keeps the wild banter flowing. So keep those food recommendations, music must-haves, and memes coming – because without you, we'd just be three guys talking into microphones. Thanks for riding with us, and here's to keeping it funky for years to come!CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Feb 15, 2024
1 hr 10 min

Hey there, The Funky Panther family! Ever found yourself reminiscing about those childhood cereals that seemed better suited for your grandparents' pantry? Well, tune in to this episode as we wax nostalgic on how our palates have matured, giving a standing ovation to foods like Brussels sprouts and oatmeal, and musing over the changing tastes of time-honored breakfast champions.Fort Worth isn't just our stomping ground; it's a vibrant scene brimming with stories, and we're here to spill the beans. From the high-stakes world of augmented reality to the rust-prone underbelly of the Tesla Cybertruck, we're leaving no stone unturned. And who knows, we might just be chatting with a high-profile guest soon that'll really stir the pot. Plus, we dive head-first into the cultural shift of psychedelics with a look at how 'shrooms are becoming the new champagne in elite circles.Wrap up your day with our latest chat that's as unpredictable as Texas weather. We're swapping tales from the NHL rink to the quirky fame of a WWE Championship cooler, and even the creepy crawly aspects of deepfakes and identity heists. And because we're all about that community connection, don't forget to drop us a line on social media. Join Chad, Javier, and Tim as we keep things funky and fresh—The Funky Panther way. Stay good, y'all!CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Feb 8, 2024
1 hr 1 min

Ever been struck by a wave of nostalgia for the days of VHS tapes and CD players? Well, that's exactly where we kick off this episode, with a burst of laughter over mustache ride jokes before diving into the more profound moments of confronting online trolls with our special guests Jesus and Lance in the Panther Den. We flip the script on hate with humor and kindness, and even share the worst pieces of 'conventional wisdom' we've ever received, leaving you amused and, perhaps, a bit wiser about life in the digital age.Strap in for a trip down memory lane as we spend time reminiscing about the cherished days of DVDs and the golden era of physical media. Films like 'Bridge to Terabithia' and 'Field of Dreams' tug at our heartstrings, and we unpack the colossal impact of music on our favorite movie moments. From Hans Zimmer's epic scores to the nostalgic themes of 'Lord of the Rings', we celebrate the harmonious marriage of soundtracks and cinema. Meanwhile, the McMahon allegations hit hard, prompting a raw discussion on the darkness lurking behind the glitz of the entertainment industry.As we approach the final curtain, we tease out the intricacies of movies and streaming platforms, giving you a front-row seat to the transformations of our personal media libraries. We debate the contentious topics of controversial behavior in filmmaking and the age-old question of separating the art from the artist, using films like 'The Room' and 'Saltburn' as prime examples. And before we bid adieu, we let you in on where to find our TFTI podcast and my own film 'Six' on platforms like Amazon Prime. Tune in for a rollercoaster of emotions and insights, where entertainment's influence on our lives takes center stage.CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Feb 1, 2024
1 hr 9 min

Ever wondered what happens when a group of irreverent podcasters celebrates their four-year anniversary? Well, wonder no more, because that's exactly what we're bringing to your ears. Get ready to embark on a rollicking journey with us, your Funky Panther hosts Chad, Javier, and Tim, and our hilarious guest Zeus, as we stroll down memory lane with stories bound to make you laugh out loud. We've got all the bases covered, from the hotdog-sandwich debate to quirky personal preferences symbolized by food – think calzones and sushi. Oh, and let's not forget that time someone received anal beads as a birthday gift from a customer. Yeah, it's going to be that kind of party.Pull up a chair and join our festive chaos, where unexpected guests Jordan and Lance drop in, adding their own wild anecdotes to the mix. We don't just stick to the past, though; we also dissect those pesky life challenges that resonate with so many. Whether it's the well-intentioned but often frustrating platitudes about dating and career moves, or the contemplation of returning to school at 38, we tackle it all with our signature blend of candid humor and surprising insights. And what would a celebration be without a peek into the future? We've got plans, big plans, including more offsite recordings and a steadfast commitment to spotlighting local talents.As if that's not enough, we throw in discussions that range from the serious to the absurd: the importance of financial independence, the dilemmas of job interviews (basketball shorts, anyone?), and our unabashed love for burgers and soul food. You'll even get a hilarious segment dedicated to small-size condoms, because who said practical topics can't be entertaining? So grab your favorite drink, settle in, and enjoy the ride as we toast to another year of The Funky Panther, bringing the unexpected, the thoughtful, and the downright funny straight to your listening devices. Stay good, everybody – here's to the stories that make us laugh, think, and, most importantly, keep tuning in.CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Jan 18, 2024
1 hr 12 min

Ever found yourself sifting through your old social media posts and wondering why you shared what you ate for breakfast back in 2010? Well, Chad, Javier, and Tim here, from The Funky Panther, going off-script to grapple with the digital ghosts of our past and the cringe-worthy urge to hit delete. In Episode 161, as we celebrate our four-year run, we're not only revealing our own internet faux pas but also dissecting the latest oddities populating our feeds. From the cat William conundrum to the enigmatic stories surrounding Epstein, we're unwrapping the layers of intrigue and confusion that keep our heads spinning.Hold on to your headphones, because we're also diving headfirst into the bizarre world of UFO sightings and the twisted tale of Gypsy Rose Blanchard – and let me tell you, these stories are stranger than fiction. Imagine debating whether coconuts are mammals and pondering the potential for a jellyfish-shaped UFO to be more than just a speck in the sky! Or how about the moral quandaries celebrities face when they're caught in the orbit of scandal? We're tearing down the veil on these peculiar narratives while injecting our signature humor into the mix.To wrap things up with that local Fort Worth flair, we're revisiting the pre-Christmas tamale debacle and brainstorming ways to transform sad canned Hormel Tamales into a gourmet feast. But it's not all chuckles and seasoning; we're also weighing in on the recent gas explosion that rocked our community and the chaos that ensued in a courtroom when a defendant made a leap for the judge. Strap in for a whirlwind of emotions and laughter, because The Funky Panther is serving up a heaping helping of the unexpected, the whimsical, and the downright funky.CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Jan 11, 2024
1 hr 16 min

As the confetti settles on another whirlwind year, my pals Javier, Tim, and I cozy up to the mic for a heartfelt and humorous farewell to the days gone by. Revel in our rollercoaster of reminiscences, where we bare our financial foibles and life's unpredictable swings from sorrow to sheer bliss. We'll tickle your funny bone with a sartorial nod to "Four Brothers" and dish out props to Amplify 1.7 for sparking a creative flame in our local art scene. It's not just goodbye to the year but a toast to the unexpected joys and challenges that have sculpted us.Ever pondered the fortune stashed in the McCallister vault? We're crunching the numbers on Kevin's "Home Alone 2" romp through NYC, inflation included! But it's not all movie magic and make-believe; we're also trotting through our holiday traditions and engaging in the age-old debate of which Christmas films reign supreme. From "Dawson's Creek" throwbacks to "The Mighty Ducks" connections, we're serving up a feast of nostalgia that's sure to have you reaching for the popcorn.Looking ahead, we're not shy about our grand plans or the absurdities that make life worth giggling over. Whether it's Javier's shoe empire dreams, Tim's accidental hospital CEO gig, or my own quirky aspirations, we've got vision boards brimming with ambition and hilarity. So, strap in or strap on for your last ride of the year with us as we muse over concerts that rocked our worlds and game show glories we fancy conquering. It's all about embracing what's to come with a smile and maybe, just maybe, inspiring you to craft a vision board that's as bold and zany as ours.CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Dec 28, 2023
1 hr 4 min

Ever found yourself marooned on shore after a snorkel boat mishap? We didn't think so, but we've got the scoop on that and more as Jourdyne and Kait from Forever Reckless join us on The Funky Panther. Our latest episode is bursting at the seams with everything from the holiday viewing debate to Christmas memories that stick. We reminisce about the Christmas gifts that shaped our childhoods, argue over whether "Die Hard" is a Christmas movie, and spar over which holiday classics deserve the crown in our festive movie face-off.Strap in for tales of cruise ship chaos and the high seas of social anxiety, where our guests reveal their own podcasting hiatus drama and the buzz it generated among die-hard fans. We'll traverse through the minefield of disrupted podcast routines and the vexation of modern-day traffic jams. This episode isn't just about the laughs; it's about the shared experience of rolling with life's punches, whether that's getting left by a boat or wrestling with the decision to brave the outside world or cozy up at home.Wrap up your year with a dose of warm nostalgia and a side of hearty laughter as we explore the peculiarities of family Christmas traditions and the charm of a well-timed breakfast casserole. And before we ring in the New Year, we give a heartfelt nod to the joy of podcast camaraderie, expressing our appreciation for the community of listeners and fellow podcasters alike. It's a holiday feast of conversation and chuckles you won't want to miss, so come join the family at The Funky Panther.CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Dec 22, 2023
1 hr 17 min

Ever find yourself pondering the appeal of cults or how to squeeze into stadium seats without damaging your dignity? Well, we've got you covered on this episode of The Funky Panther! We start off with a tasty discussion on tamales, and our exploration into this culinary delight is as greasy and delicious as it sounds. We even go so far as to rank tamales from various local restaurants, delving into the nitty-gritty details of their greasiness, seasoning, and even the best toppings to enhance the flavor.A trip to Phoenix, Arizona, is up next where we give you an exclusive, humorous account of our time at a college graduation. Let's just say, deciphering the generation of parents based on the graduates' names was quite an entertaining endeavor! Tim got his taste buds treated with a hazy IPA at Pedal House Brewery. Our journey doesn't end there! We have a hilarious discussion about airport security, and yes, we do touch on the convenience and quirks of TSA PreCheck and Clear. Our chat takes an intriguing twist as we explore the idea of starting a cult and the stress-free life it promises, but don’t worry, it's all in good humor or is it? And what episode would be complete without discussing the controversy surrounding Kanye West's new album and black klan hood that he decided to wear?! We've packed this episode with a mix of entertaining banter, thought-provoking topics, and a dash of humor. So, get ready for a flavor-packed, laughter-inducing session with us on The Funky Panther!CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Dec 15, 2023
1 hr 11 min

Ever wondered what happens when a billionaire walks away from a billion-dollar franchise? Mark Cuban did just that by selling the Dallas Mavericks, and we've got the scoop on the aftermath! From the potential impact on the team to the future of the franchise, we unravel the implications of this eye-popping event. But it's not all about business and sports. The conversation takes a thrilling turn to flying Ubers, the excitement of the upcoming World Cup, and yes, wrestling biopics! We then navigate to faith healers and their strange practices - an enigmatic world that has left many baffled. From there, we expose you to intriguing celebrity scandals. Will Smith, Diddy, and others under the lens, as we examine the rumors, scrutinize their validity, and weigh the potential fallout.And if that's not enough, we've got something for the animal lovers too. An FDA-approved remedy for aging in dogs? It's happening! We chat about this breakthrough and the hope for a similar solution for our feline friends. And because the holiday season is upon us, we dish on our favorite Christmas movies - classic and contemporary. Finally, we look forward to bringing in a more diverse range of guests to offer an array of perspectives in the future. CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Nov 30, 2023
1 hr 14 min

Ever wondered what it would be like to eavesdrop on a conversation between friends talking about their favorite food combinations, or their preferred fictional characters? Well, here's your chance! Join us for a lively chat with the cool crew of TFTI, a popular podcast based in Fort Worth, Texas. We spill the tea on their journey, starting from their early podcasting days, and delve into their evolution over the years, all wrapped up in a warm envelope of humor and banter.It's not all fun and laughter, though. In a segment that will really get your neurons firing, we ponder about our last words if we were on death row. It's a shift in gear, from hilarious to introspective, offering unique viewpoints on last words and self-perception. Nostalgia sets in as we share our favorite childhood memories, our treasured toys, and the joy and struggles of being part of a big family.But wait, there's more! We don't shy away from controversy, as we address a contentious feud between The Funky Panther and TFTI. Despite the intense dispute, we tackle our issues head-on, offer apologies, and reconcile, reminding ourselves and our listeners about the importance of direct communication. As we wrap up, we express our gratitude towards our favorite guests and for each other. Don't miss out on this episode filled with laughter, insight, and unexpected twists and turns. Tune in for a ride to remember!CALL OR TEXT OUR HOTLINE AND LEAVE US A MESSAGE! 817-677-0408Fort Worth MagazineBest of 2022 - Radio Personality/Podcast (Reader's Pick) Show LinksThe Funky PantherMerchYouTube
Nov 24, 2023
1 hr 56 min
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