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Brian celebrates family with the topic "Holidays," and we continue to confuse every actor in every movie for every other actor in every other movie.

Tim takes flight with this week's topic, Vacations, and we all regret never getting a chance to visit the brothel from HBO's "Cathouse."

Belen holds her breath while bringing out this week's topic; "Superstitions." Also, we debate, what else is the elf on a shelf doing at night while we sleep?

Tim hits the stage with the topic "Concerts" and we debate the effectiveness of a band's encore. Scouts honor.

Brian topic of "Fantasy Media" starts the crew on a mythical quest to figure out the most mysterious question of them all... are naps for babies only?

For the inaugural episode, Matt brings us Michael Bay for our topic, and we finally nail down when cinema changed....forever.

Brian chooses "Dating" as a topic at the last minute not having anything prepared. Which member of the crew has the most romantic trauma? Stay tuned to find out.

Cat daddy Tim brings us the topic "Pets," and we try and determine which animal is best and also which ones practice cannibalism.

We blast off into Belen's topic "Space," but come crashing back down to Earth when we figure out how we'd survive (or die) in a post alien invasion dystopia.