“He gets arsenic in the stomach, he gets shot in the shoulder and then he gets hit by a FUCKING CAR!”
May 28, 2013
“I’ll feed you, baby birds, I’ll feed you.”
May 21, 2013
“He’s not even going to go for a blowjob? No. Chuck that guy.”
May 3, 2013
“She looked like smurfette lost a bet.”
Apr 9, 2013
“Don’t mind the Buzz Lightyear sheets. It’s just a reminder that I’ll take you to infinity and beyond.”
Apr 2, 2013
“Listen OK? If I’m already in the room and she is too, I don’t give a shit, ok? I’m gonna do whatever the fuck I want.”
Mar 26, 2013
“It’s like a water balloon…it rushes out!” Also why is the description so messed up, waaahhhhh! “It’s like a water balloon…it rushes out!”
Mar 19, 2013