Grab your balls and find a monkey, the boys are back! This week it's Super Monkey Ball 2, and the question on everyone's mind is just how good a game with minimal controls can really be. The Jacobs team up to sandbag yet another one of Matt's picks. How many levels did they actually get through? What set them off the most? Tune in and find out. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The original three are back. Matt, Jacob, and Jarin morph their way into Animorphs: Know the Secret this week, and things get weird fast. We talk about what animals we would each become if we had the power to morph (we don't actually pick animals just the fact that we would pick some). Yeerk slugs and what we think might be candronal rays get a thorough discussion, Jarin spends the entire hour posting morphing gifs in the Discord, and awkward voice lines are appreciated. Brush up on your alie...

It's finally here - the sweaty couch classic. The boys dive into Super Smash Bros Melee and things get heated fast. We discuss what it would look like to find Smash item drops in real life, tier lists are debated, tournament rules are dissected, and we take a moment to give a hot take on unlocking characters in games. Also, Jarin gets absolutely destroyed by Yoshis. How? Just sit back, listen, and find out! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

The boys snap, crackle, and creep their way through Addams Family Values this week. A Word of the Day has been chosen, but you'll have to listen closely, it's a secret. Each of us gets assigned our very own Addams Family name. Jacob takes a moment to air his grievances against generic Great Value products, which somehow feels very on brand for this episode. Plus many more spooky surprises lurking in the shadows. Don't let this episode FESTER in your queue. Give it a listen! Send us Fan ...

What a strange episode. Matt AND Jacob sit this one out, but we get an old partner to step into their place for The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Join Joel, Jarin, Alex, and James as they test the limits of glazing a game with no adults around. Matt attempts to keep some sort of decorum through editor's notes, but the scores remain. Hop on your small sentient boat and sail in to this weeks episode! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

You asked, they delivered. In this episode Jacob and Joel make out hard. We also gently brush the surface of the vast ocean of Cat Dog lore, seeking the answer to the ultimate question, is Cat Dog a straw? Please do not attempt any Crash Tag Team Racing stunts discussed in this podcast. Consult with a doctor if you think Crash Tag Team Racing is right for you. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Move aside Epstein's Island, because this week is all about Yoshi's Island! The boys discuss things that definitely happened. Jacob talks about life as an outlaw. Jarin secretly does something to prepare Jacob for fatherhood (what will it be!?). We also ask the question on everyone's mind, what if the Yoshis just ate Mario, would that be a better game? Listen to this poddy and find out! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Phinally the boys gather around the ole virtual campphire and discuss this Sega Genesis classic. They discuss the Phitness Gram Pacer Test, what it's like to be missing a Jacob phor a week, and iph Joel can read. We hope you enjoy this episode of The Phirst Hour Podcast. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

A classic RTS for a classic group of fellas. We get into a very one-sided debate on the age-old question: Horde or Alliance? Matt gives it all in his back-of-the-box reading, Jarin brings up The Big Bang Theory, and we enjoy all that the first hour of Warcraft II has to offer. Listen to this episode in HIGH-FIDELITY Crystal-tek™ audio, ONLY on this platform, as a special gift to our listeners on this platform. Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast

Joel edited this one, and told me nothing about it. I'm guessing we talked about Soul Reaver, probably did a quiz and the Here to Help segment. Jarin maybe discusses the souls he has reaved in real life. Is Jarin even on this episode? I have no idea this one is a total mystery. I think we recorded it 6 months ago at least. Enjoy! Send us Fan Mail Support the show https://linktr.ee/thefirsthourpodcast