This week we deviate from our usual programming to bring you our rip-off of the “Hot Ones” show. Taylor, Alex, and guest Mike taste and talk about sauces from Taylor’s collection while getting progressively drunker. Someone will die. Timestamps: to come!--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected].  We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

Subreddits exist and we talk about all of them. Then we dive into horror movies and movies in general to ask them question: do movies take themselves too seriously? We don’t watch the same movies which always makes these conversations a fun game. Let me know if Aubrey also interrupted Alex going into his segment. TROLL 2. Jayden Smith is a treat. Timestamps:Cold Open6:12 - Intro7:15 - Do movies take themselves too seriously?18:27 - Trams24:28 - Troll 233:54 - Jayden Smith40:12 - Something Something Gay Agenda55:07 - Outro --*The views, information, or opinions expressed in the title are solely those of the individuals involved and do not necessarily represent those of The Firemen Farm or its greater Enterprises.Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those. Comfortable Mystery 4&Leaving Home by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License The information contained in this site is provided on an “as is” basis with no guarantee of completeness, accuracy, usefulness or timeliness…

I don’t know what happens in this episode. I forgot to write everything down. I hope we didn’t promise you any links! -- Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

Unlucky Thirteen. Apparently Lefty is the glue that holds this whole thing together, cause he was out this week and it went really bad. Links:Kickstarter:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/wearefictional/reroll-visual-character-sheet-app-for-5e-dnd/posts/2509845?ref=ksr_email_backer_project_update_registered_usersRu Paul: https://www.reddit.com/r/rupaulsdragrace/comments/bpmv5a/spoiler_the_best_exit_in_drag_race_herstory_period/ --Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

Lefty wants to make software to optimize video game production for himself. This week on the farm: Fried potato food products, mobile gay dating games, comic-con memes, and Bobby Blowfish. Finally, we play “Trump Quote or It’s Always Sunny Quote?” Timestamps:5:21 - Hash Browns and Tater Tots8:22 - Mobile Games15:45 - Off-Brand Battle Royale22:03 - Broken Comic-Con27:22 - Skip past the memes31:13 - Billy Ellish44:49 - Politics are Always Sunny on the Farm56:16 - Outro Links:Aubrey’s Games: https://imgur.com/a/KhY7iBpComic-Con Memes: https://twitter.com/search?q=%23NYCCHunger Games Meme: https://twitter.com/heyrowsdower/status/1125034231049146368Billiards Early: https://open.spotify.com/artist/6qqNVTkY8uBg9cP3Jd7DAH--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

HOT WINGS! This week on the farm: buy it, use it, return it! It’s like recycling except totally different. Then it’s revealed to the public whether you want it or not, because privacy is dead. Then we meet our weekly video game talk quota! Timestamps:0:01 - DJ Khaled.9:10 - Grocery Store Returns.23:27 - Internet Privacy.34:31 - Video Games!51:49 - Outro.--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected]. We also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/.None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

Lefty scars us on this episode of the Firemen Farm. This week we discuss: cookie clicker, first-world roach problems, adult coloring books, Lefty’s horrible calculus life, Staten Island: shithole or wholly fine, Woodstock was a shitty party BUT FURNACE PARTY WAS LIT. Do attend. Timestamps:0:01 - Cookie Clicker,2:39 - Second Cold Open,7:24 - Adult Coloring Books,15:39 - Staten Island,21:10 - Furnace Party,35:30 - Japanese Mascot,50:37 - Claw Games Outro. Links: Furnace Party:  https://2h7qju2c3qvcc3s86ekn8n0-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/philly/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/02/letter-1-500x667.jpg Furnace Party Song: https://soundcloud.com/stevie-furnace/statue-meme Chiitan: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4fVdf4pNEc&feature=youtu.be-- Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected] also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

We open on a long tangent about Borderlands 3, Stardew Valley, and video games in general. This week we discuss: oily mirror messages, Alan Wake, wonky controls, constant hacking, and Overwatch. If you’re not into video games this probably isn’t the episode for you. Timestamps:3:48 - Video Game Tangent12:49 - Weird Mirror Messages21:00 - Worst Game Ever34:40 - Overwatch Workshop52:22 - Outro Links:Overwatch Workshop Announcement: https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/news/22938941/introducing-the-overwatch-workshop#moreinfo-stringsTurn Based Overwatch: https://www.reddit.com/r/OverwatchWorkshop/comments/bi8w96/must_share_turn_based_overwatch/--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected] also have a subreddit: https://old.reddit.com/r/firemenfarm/None of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

Ooops, we did a bad planning job. We didn't have time to record an episode this week, so instead please enjoy the first iteration of our series "In the Field: Fast Life Fast Food" as it aired in episode 6.We'll be back next week with our regular programming!--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected] of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.

This week on the farm we actually open the show without issue AND we remember to include a segment in the show! Farm fresh (™) topics include: horror movies, scooters, Lefty’s childhood accidents, inflated tire scooters, scooter transportation, scooters, scooter dorkiness vs efficiency, scooters, scooters. Later, we move on to cartoon network and it’s collection of late 90s/ early 2000s entertainment. Then we get more storytime from Lefty. Finally we workshop the DMV and how to make it better in the new segment, Barn Raising. Video Link -- So Poor, So Black: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sfo32rlkiEPhoto Link -- Lefty’s Shimmy Bike: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51HzIhyTr8L._AC_SY400_.jpgArticle Link -- Rental Scooters: https://www.vox.com/2018/8/27/17676670/electric-scooter-rental-bird-lime-skip-spin-cities Timestamps:- Taylor’s Scooters: 09:05- Aubrey’s Cartoon Network: 24:23- Film Lab: 34:34- Lefty’s Train Wizards: 36:29- DMV: 47:47--Write in your thoughts or suggestions to: [email protected] of us understand twitter, so we don't have one of those.