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* The sycophants are back!

* Are we suckers for paying?

* Gauleiter Musk

* Day one executive orders

* The newest, greatest Amazon Prime perk

* New national bird: Jim Eagle

* Pardon me?

* Guess what? Leonard Peltier is not a good guy!

* That Outside magazine article

* Inauguration babes

* Kmele’s letter to his daughter’s school

* Not our oligarchs!

* Ari Shaffir vs. Howie Mandel

* Governme…