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Kmele’s voice is craggy; Moynihan is on the precipice of illness; Hasan Nasrallah has been delivered to a fiery “paradise,” last seen with his hand up own skirt, desperate to locate 70-odd sexually inexperienced coreligionists.

Also:

* Pat’s “thugocracy”

* Hockey fights.

* Johnny Turkey

* Your legacy is one bad Twitter prediction

* Ranking the least badly governed…