Summary: We decided to go off the rails with this episode's tags: Crack and Texting AU! Join Alan and Erin as they navigate polyamorous cats, wizards' Grindr and sobbing to Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA"!Author's Notes:- Alan's Picks:"Come Hell or Hydrangeas" by lachatblanche (AO3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/1973919"Howlr" by partialtopotter (AO3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/11568318/chapters/25990365- Erin's Picks:"Accidental Catification" by imaginary_golux (AO3)https://archiveofourown.org/works/14025126"Little Numbers" by iknowitainteasy (LiveJournal)https://iknowitainteasy.livejournal.com/