This week, we’re reading chapter 2 of the swan queen Once Upon A Time fic, not here to make (girl)friends. If you’re so inclined, go leave some kudos or a comment at AO3 for the author.

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we’re reading the first chapter of not here to make (girl)friends by amycarey. The summary: ‘True Love’s Kiss’ is a network cash cow and Regina Mills is an excellent producer, working under her executive producer mother, even if she feels like she’s losing a piece of her soul with every manipulated confession, or reputation ruined, or argument with her son. Emma Swan is Cora Mills’ favoured candidate to win the Suitor’s heart in season five after “that fiasco with Guinevere Rodrigues”. All Emma wants is her parents’ approval, to prove to the couple who gave her up at birth that she’s worthy of their love and praise. Or, the one where Emma's not here to make girlfriends, but Regina sort of is.

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This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing Your Dumb, Warm Body by FanchonMoreau. The summary:  “Whole new year, Susan. No Simon, no Alec, and definitely no Peter. None of the old bullshit.” Jenny and Susan consider some new possibilities at the start of a new year. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Your Dumb, Warm Body by FanchonMoreau. The summary:  “Whole new year, Susan. No Simon, no Alec, and definitely no Peter. None of the old bullshit.”  Jenny and Susan consider some new possibilities at the start of a new year. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're discussing in the dark by lucylikestowrite The summary:  Sara wakes up from a nightmare during her first night with Ava, forgets who's in her bed, and ends up with a knife on Ava's throat. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading in the dark by lucylikestowrite The summary:  Sara wakes up from a nightmare during her first night with Ava, forgets who's in her bed, and ends up with a knife on Ava's throat. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading autocorrect claims another victim (and this one's gonna be a bloodbath) by coalitiongirl The summary:  Emma types I’ll owe you into the message field, glancing over at Henry to shoot him another smile before she looks down. Autocorrect had turned her message from I’ll owe you to I love you. She stares at it bemusedly, her heart racing for reasons that make no sense. It’s just a typo. Of course she loves Regina, but they aren’t the type to talk about those kinds of feelings. Not when it comes to each other. She’ll have to blame autocorrect, and she pauses and starts to type– The message comes from Regina, just as Emma begins to type again. I love you, too. Enjoy your night with Henry. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Hunky Dory by Miri Cleo The summary:  Thirteen months later and Debbie was still there. She was planning something, of course, because that's what she did. But Lou continued on as if this was the new normal. And she tried not to question how long that normal would last. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!! 

This week on the Femslash Podfic Podcast, we're reading Hunky Dory by Miri Cleo The summary:  Thirteen months later and Debbie was still there. She was planning something, of course, because that's what she did. But Lou continued on as if this was the new normal. And she tried not to question how long that normal would last. If you enjoyed this, head over to AO3 and show the author some love! You can find us @femslash-podfic-podcast on Tumblr, @femslashP on Twitter, or email us at [email protected]. We're always taking requests. Just keep them between 5,000 and 7,000 words!!!