The Epic Pencil
The Epic Pencil
Chris Watson
Welcome to The Epic Pencil, a venue for sharing original writing (fantasy, mystery, and more), discussions about writing, books that inspire fun and engaging writing and...you get the idea. ' We'll be sharing excerpts from an as-yet-unpublished fantasy series that will (hopefully) appeal to fans of the fantasy of David Eddings’ Belgariad and Mallorean, Tamora Pierce’s Legend of Beka Cooper series, Brandon Sanderson's Mistborn novels, and Kristen Britain’s Green Rider series, all while adding the spice of a classic murder mystery. Other fiction shared here, both as short stories and excerpts from longer pieces, will offer both a hint of Ray Bradbury's stories of childhood, like Dandelion Wine and The Halloween Tree along with other tales of summers and growing up, like John D. Fitzgerald’s The Great Brain, Robert McCloskey's Centerburg tales, and some good, solid modern-day murder. New episodes are available every other Sunday night and feedback, suggestions, and submissions are welcome at www.pretendingtowrite.com.
Epic Pencil: The Locked Door was Open
I’m finding that, when writing a mystery, the fun stuff is easy to write. It’s the structure of the mystery, the ins and outs, the red herrings, the complexity that will hopefully make it a fun read…that’s the hard stuff.  I recently used a writing prompt that read “The door you had locked is wide open” to kickstart a bit of creative output. As I mulled it over, I decided not to get all personal or memoirish but rather employ it as part of a scene that wasn’t going to end well. So, as with the death of Melanie Buck, revealed in an earlier episode, I’ve managed to kill of another unsuspecting citizen of Shelton’s Cove, Maine, and don’t quite know why. I’m sure that my murderer has a reason. I just haven’t figured it out yet, which, thankfully, doesn’t mean I’m a sociopath…just a writer who has gotten out over his skis on this particular book.
Oct 6
9 min
Epic Pencil: Murder Most Foul
I have a picture in my house, a montage of photos that my late grandmother made for me on my 20th birthday. It had photos of me at school, at holidays, and more from the time I was a little boy through my 20th birthday. There was one item within the montage that wasn’t a photo, however. It was a hand-written business card advertising my services as a detective for the cost of 25 cents per day. This addition to the timeline clearly illustrates two things – first, I hadn’t learned that plagiarism was bad when I was seven or eight and shamelessly ripping off Donald J Sobel’s Encyclopedia Brown. And second, that I was already obsessed with reading mystery stories. So it seemed only fitting that I consider trying it out for myself. I’ve recently kicked off my as-yet-untitled mystery, which ties directly to an earlier piece featured on the podcast, Phantasmagoria. This new mystery is contemporary and takes place in Shelton’s Cove where Jeff McClernand, the great grandson of Hattie McClernand, is now a police officer. I’ve got the place, the people, I’ve managed to kill off two of them, and have an idea of why at least the first one is dead but I’m still building the architecture. I don’t think that’s the way you’re usually supposed to go about writing a mystery but what the hell, I’ll get to the end somehow and it will be a fun journey along the way. Be sure to check in at my website, pretendingtowrite.com from time to time as I’m sure I’ll be sharing update and excerpts as I go.
Sep 20
13 min
Epic Pencil: Message in a Bottle
People write for the purpose of connecting with others, creating an emotional response, or capturing a moment in time. Often, it’s for an audience of one. The act of journaling for example, is often a solitary one. And sometimes, that solitary effort finds its way to another, unintended audience and makes a connection, generates an emotional response, and shares a moment captured in time. Message in a Bottle, tells the story of one such experience that changed my life during my time at the Sea Education Association and led to the writing of a solitary piece that went beyond that audience of one. If you're interested in learning more about SEA and its Sea Semester programs, please visit them at www.sea.edu.  With two schooners operating in the Atlantic and the Pacific, the teachers on shore and the scientists and professional crews have brought extraordinary experiences like mine to thousands of students. Plus, they're doing important research into the impact of plastics upon our oceans.
Sep 13
16 min
Epic Pencil: Disruption
I’ve never been much of one for writing memoir as I’ve always been more of a fiction writer. When my wife and I decided to adopt a little girl, then things got interesting.  A neighbor asked me how far along we were in the process, to which I remarked “well, if there are one hundred and fifty steps, we’re currently on number six. And so my adoption blog, 150 Steps, was born. It wasn’t so much memoir as an almost real-time, long form public journal of the excitement, the frustration, the heartbreak, and finally, the life-changing result. Tonight’s piece, Disruption, was inspired by those events and triggered by a recent writing prompt, which read “If some things were different, other things would be otherwise,” from the "The Griffin and the Minor Canon" by Frank R. Stockton, published in 1885. If you or someone you know is interested in learning more about adoption, there are many great resources out there. A few to start with include: The National Council For Adoption: https://www.adoptioncouncil.org/ Adoption Learning Partners: http://www.adoptionlearningpartners.org/ Adoptive Families: www.adoptivefamilies.com Creating A Family: https://creatingafamily.org/adoption/resources/
Aug 30
10 min
Epic Pencil: A Conversation with Kirsten DiChiappari
I'm pleased to welcome Kirsten DiChiaparri for this week's episode. By day, Kirsten heads US Customer Success for a global software company. But nights, weekends, and every sliver in between, she's squeezing in the rest of her life. Kirsten has taken the stage to co-produce and perform original work in the Providence productions of Listen to Your Mother, while her writing has also been featured on Scary Mommy and on Medium.  During this week's episode, we touched on what it was like growing up with parents who took an interest in our writing, the benefits of having an accountability squad, along with the need to remember to breathe. She also shared one of her recent pieces, a reminiscence of a particular summer’s day, the perfect piece as we approach the end of this long, hot, and very odd summer.
Aug 23
29 min
Epic Pencil: Writing Prompts and What Emerges as a Result
This week's episode looks at writing prompts and what can result. To be honest, I was never a huge fan of writing prompts. I always felt like I should be writing around big ideas, novel length plots, and concepts that I’d considered in depth. That’s no longer the case. Sure, I still have those big plans, but I’m finding that writing prompts, especially when given as part of a group, add a level of accountability and a sense of variety, while exercising those writing muscles. They also force you to work quickly as the writing groups I’ve participated in have set a 30- to 40-minute limit on the writing done in response to a prompt. Sometimes, as I discussed in a previous episode, it can also add a note of panic but that’s manageable. Two of the three pieces shared on this episode were inspired not by words or phrases per se but rather visual prompts. The first prompt is a painting of Anne Hutchinson by Valerie Debrule. The second is a photo from the DeCordova Museum and Sculpture Park in Lincoln, MA. Both of them are posted on https://www.facebook.com/pretendtowrite so you can see what inspired the pieces. I also invite you share your favorite writing prompts there. I'll be posting prompts from time to time for those who want to play along.
Aug 16
17 min
Epic Pencil: Panic Attack
“The wonderful thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting. The terrifying thing about writing is that there is always a blank page waiting.” ― J.K. Rowling In the end, I guess Charles Bukowski had it right when he said, “Writing about a writer’s block is better than not writing at all.
Aug 9
8 min
Epic Pencil: A Conversation with Alayne White
Alayne White is a lover of all things beauty, business, lifestyle and a typewriter enthusiast, collecting them and sharing them at events, street fairs, and children’s events. She writes because it feels good and loves to get other people writing. She publishes her almost daily writings on Medium and her own blog. www.alaynewhite.com. I enjoyed the opportunity to chat with Alayne recently about her writing, where she finds inspiration, and her collecting habit.
Aug 2
34 min
Epic Pencil: Circle's Call, Part 3
Women in fantasy and sci-fi literature have not had, shall we say, the most representative and positive of histories. Slave girls and chain mail clad buxom warriors populated your pulpy Edgar Rice Burroughs and Robert E. Howard books. They are largely non-existent in Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings, and even in a longtime favorite of mine, the Chronicles of Prydain, Princess Eilonwy plays second fiddle to Taran of Caer Dalben as a to-be-mooned-over love interest and scold much of the time. Thankfully, a lot has changed over the years. Tonight’s excerpt, A Death in Mummer’s Court, introduces us to a new principal character, nineteen year old Lady Melsera. It is Melsera, more than anyone, who became the focal point for Circle’s Call as I was writing it. That wasn’t the original plan but, to be honest, she didn’t give me a whole lot of choice.
Jul 26
29 min
Epic Pencil: Circle's Call Part 2
Where do we find inspiration? What sequence of events or ideas sets us off on a creative journey. For me, Circle’s Call and the other planned books in the quartet, owe their existence in part to a trip to the South Dakota badlands that I took with my father and sister years ago. We spent time spelunking by lantern light in Jewel Cave National Monument and camped in the Sage Creek wilderness area of Badlands National Park. While in the tent, I found myself sitting up in the middle of the night with my flashlight, jotting down some ideas that I didn’t want to lose. Many later, the inspiration from that trip resulted in my first hopefully-eventually-to-be-published novel (excluding the sci-fi novel I wrote in college that will NEVER see the light of day). In tonight's episode, the sack of Selmar begins and we meet the first of our lead characters.
Jul 19
18 min
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