Today we are joined by Jimmy Snowden, he is the spokesman for the AANHR, American Association for Nose Hair Rights.  He studied law at Bob Jones University and attended grooming classes at his local Asian nail salon.  It was in his beauty grooming classes that he learned about the nasal passages and the protective qualities of nose hairs, clearing the air and trapping viruses and other harmful pathogens from the air into the respiratory system.  Moved by contempt of Government overreach and mask mandates, Jimmy and the AANHR have been campaigning for the removal of all nose hair as an act of protest against mask mandates.  Their slogan, “no mask, no-se hair” can be heard on the streets outside nail salons across America.  Jimmy educates the public on the unnecessary presence of nose hair and invites people to shave their nose hairs with him on his daily podcast, The Naked Nose.  He is on the US Government's Terrorist Watch List and is unable to board any US Planes on account of public warnings that he will forcibly shave the nasal passages of any on a plane with him.  You can catch Jimmy daily on the Naked Nose and weekly as a featured guest on the Alex Jones podcast.

Jimmy is the author of a recent publication called, “Shrews: We like Em'.” In “Shrews” Jimmy helps the reader to locate, trap, dispatch, field dress, and cook a shrew and he insists “you’ll like em'.” Jimmy has a degree in Environmental Science from the University of Amsterdam where he first encountered a shrew and was shocked to find out that people dared comparing them with mice. In an unfortunate incident in a West Boston Bar, Jimmy was arrested for bludgeoning a man who refused to accept that shrews were not simply ugly mice. And, while Jimmy was academically in the right, he was charged with aggravated assault and as a result was fired from his Harvard professorship where he taught Shrew history. As Jimmy has set aside his past aggression, he has self-published this tome on Shrews in the hope that the world would one day reckon shrews for what they truly are: not mice, delicious, you’ll like em'.

Nick Powell is current reigning champion in the United World Federation of Cockroach Fighting.  He has a collection of more than ten thousand roaches that he keeps near his bedside.  In a recent interview with "Cockroach Weekly" he insisted that the hissing of the roaches functioned for he and his wife as a kind of sleep aid, like a noise machine.  Also, they boasted a slight nutty aroma in the air of their bedroom created a more rustic and woodsy aesthetic.  His care and training regimen for his cockroaches has earned him seven world titles and 13 national titles (though cockroach fighting is illegal in America and so all his national titles are won on behalf of Cuba).   He has recently published a cookbook detailing the many recipes he created while in Cuba, meals he shared with Fidel Castro and the Party leaders.  Though his dishes were rejected at Guantanamo in the name of the inhumanity of serving cockroaches to American prisoners, he developed a complex network of blackmarket traders and smugglers to move his tasty roach dishes for the enjoyment of those prisoners.  You can saddle up to the roach-q and snack upon some of his tasty delicacies, approved of by Castro himself, for $34.99 at his website: www.powellroachesforcommunism.com. 

Jimmy Snowden is the founder and CEO of "I Suck at Normal Sports So I Play Tennis" Corporation.  His goal in life is to supplant Abraham Lincoln's face on the $5 bill with his own likeness.  In an interview with The Wall Street Journal's online rag called "Obscure Men of No Importance," Jimmy opined that Lincoln's tall hat was a conspiracy perpetrated upon the American people so that he would appear taller and thus more Presidential.  So, Jimmy has given his life to propagating his telling of Lincoln's true identity and seeks to have Lincoln canceled for the use of his hat.  It goes without saying that Jimmy owns 327 top hats and sports the beard he does for the purpose of imitating Lincoln.  His obsession has nearly brought his Tennis corp to financial ruin, but because Tennis players suck at so much else in life they tend to, like him, find irrational obsession with random conspiracies about Lincoln and thus he has generated a large following that advocates his face on the $5 bill.