The Drunken Dragon Turtle
The Drunken Dragon Turtle
Stellen Yansze
Are you a Dungeon Master looking to improve your game? Are you looking to elevate your level of understanding without breaking the Meta? Are you a chaotic vampire dwarf tired of drinking the blood of the innocent and want something that'll numb the never ending pain of immortality? Then the Drunken Dragon Turtle is the place for you! Join us in our booth in the corner of this bustling tavern, as we discuss the art of Dungeon Crafting, the misuse of mythical creatures, and the often encountered problems we lovers of the game run into. So pull up a chair, because the first drink is on us friend!
14. “The Sphinx of Pelinope” Module Play Part III.
The Sphinx rears her terrifying head! Will our party survive the riddle of the sphinx? Or will they fall victim like the many kings soldiers who had lost their lives before them? These answers and more in this weeks episode of The Drunken Dragon Turtle! Please leave a review wherever you can!  Logo art created by @Isledari on Instagram! Music  Original Music by @MollyElainemusic  "Warrior's Tribe" by In the Shadow of Ymir "Red Raven in the Snow" by Winds of a Soulful Night "Salt and Sea" by Terra Nova
Jun 22, 2021
1 hr
13."The Sphinx of Pelinope" Module Play Part II
The Team turns upon itself, as the magical curse of the room of dead kingsman and women turns the gladiators against the party. Will the party be able to soothe the greed of the warriors? Or will negotiations degrade into bloodshed?  "Red Raven in the Snow" by Yonnie Dror "Long Way" and "Seems like Over" by Alon Ohana "The Big Change" by Maurizio Lampugnani
Jun 15, 2021
1 hr 2 min
12. "The Sphinx of Pelinope" Module Play Part I
At last! Adventure! Join us as we send our intrepid heroes Gunther the Assassin, Mimi The Phantom, Doubro The Cleric of the MOOOOOOOOOOOON, and newcomer Galeith the Flaming Fighter, into the clutches of the mysterious Sphinx! Music: "Show Me the Stars" by Martin Puehringer "Blurred Picture" by Tilman Sillescu "Salt and Sea" by Marshall Usinger "Red Raven in the Snow" by Yonnie Dror "Long Way" and "Seems like Over" by Alon Ohana "The Big Change" by Maurizio Lampugnani All music heard is licensed through Artlist.io
Jun 8, 2021
1 hr 21 min
11. The Thing about Role Playing: A Discussion on Discussions
Join Matt and Fish as they discuss the inherent issues with Dungeons and Dragons 5th Edition when it comes to creating, and rewarding Social interactions or encounters.  Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram) Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok)
Jun 1, 2021
40 min
10. Sphinx Dungeon Craft: Of Oracles and Monsters
In this week's episode, Matt and Fish present what they have built, with Fish's being the Grecian Sphinx, and Matt's the Egyptian Sphinx. Join us as they discuss Philosophy, the nature of combat, and of course a brief moment about the blip of time our individual lives are in this world.  Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram) Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok)
May 25, 2021
51 min
9. The Lore of the Sphinx: Guile and Ferocity
This week kicks off the beginning of a brand new Arc! In this Arc, we are building a dungeon around the legendary Sphinx! Join us as we learn of the origins of the Sphinx, the difference between a winged Sphinx and a non-winged Sphinx, and in what ways you can use a Sphinx for your own methods.  Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram) Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok)
May 18, 2021
35 min
8. Why Most Campaigns End Before Level 11: Don't Start at Level 1
SORRY FOR THE QUIET AUDIO!!! Today our hosts Fish and Matt discuss their past experiences with campaigns they've run or played in to help answer the age-old question many players of the game ask, "why did my campaign end so soon?" They discuss the inherent power creep the system has, the difference between experience-based leveling versus milestone-based leveling, and how you as a group can possibly avoid the same fate as many other game groups across the world.  Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram) Music by @MollyElaineMusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok)
May 11, 2021
50 min
7. The Lich of Eulogy Module Autopsy
After the second part of The Lich of Eulogy, Fish and Matt talk about what went well, what did not go well. What things probably could have, or should have killed the party. We discuss player and dungeon master ediquette, as well as how to see not only as of the boss monster but also as a good human being to your friends.   Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram) Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok) 
Apr 16, 2021
42 min
6. The Lich of Eulogy Module Play Part 2
The grand conclusion of the first module culminates as the boss himself, the Undying Chronomancer, joins the fray! Join us as our company of misfit adventurers fight for not only their lives, but the lives of the innocent men, women, and children of Eulogy as well.   Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok) "Assassin" by Rafael Krux (orchestralis.net) "The Graveyard" composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek"  "Lost Soul" by Grand Project Music "Haunted Cemetery"  Composer: Alexander Hoff "Dragon Castle" by Makai Symphony "Fire and Thunder" by Cjbeards "Warrior Rising" by Ean Grimm "Glory" - Royalty Free Epic Music "We're Back to Fight" Composer: Alexander Hoff "Viking War Music Background Epic" - No Copyright (2020) "Conquer them all" - Ean Grimm "Heart Of Steel" - Ean Grimm Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram)
Apr 1, 2021
1 hr 11 min
5. The Lich of Eulogy Module Play Part 1
The time has come at long last. Join us as Matt takes our intrepid adventurers Dobrou, Gunther, Mimi, and Toad, into the Graveyards of Eulogy. Listen as we discover hidden rivalry between party members, trip golems, and eat grass.  Stay tuned for part 2 next week.  Sound Effects from Zapsplat.com Music Used: "Stellan Yansze" @MollyElainemusic_ (Instagram) @MollyElaineMusic (TikTok) "Assassin" by Rafael Krux (orchestralis.net) "The Graveyard" composed and produced by "Vivek Abhishek"  "Lost Soul" by Grand Project Music "Haunted Cemetery"  Composer: Alexander Hoff "Dragon Castle" by Makai Symphony "Fire and Thunder" by Cjbeards "Warrior Rising" by Ean Grimm "Glory" - Royalty Free Epic Music "We're Back to Fight" Composer: Alexander Hoff "Viking War Music Background Epic" - No Copyright (2020) "Conquer them all" - Ean Grimm "Heart Of Steal" - Ean Grimm Logo Created by Sof @Isledari on (Instagram)
Mar 26, 2021
48 min
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