The ban is off and the drinks are flowing. It took a bit to finally get there but my first drink in over a month and my general takes on how being sober changed my life. So many things happened in the past couple of weeks and it all comes to a head in this episode. We solve life problems and complain about the things we don't have control over. There is still so much to talk about so we leave it on a cliff hanger of sorts. So tune in to our banal opinions and offensive ideas. We don't mean to offend but that is on you if we do.

In the final installment of sober October we forget to update how being sober is going but we both stayed sober. So... win lose. Clearly being sober is not working for us. We are just as forgetful and personally WAY more Lazy. Other than that it is more of the same nonsense. Our lawyer says we have to apologize for any and all things that we said that may or may not have offended someone. And for this explanation of that apology. And that one. And that one. But not that one THAT one is for us. 

Holy crap can I talk. Well it helps that parker is equally as good at interrupting but this episode is mostly me trying to get a bad story out. It is long winded and clearly has no point. So sorry about that. The end result is that health care is garbage. There I just saved you two hours. If you are a torturer or police warden then put this shit on loop and I just did your job for you. I accept soup labels and bottle caps as payment. 

I am much less creative when I am sober. This may lead to a worse podcast or a better one. I don't know but it most definitely will lead to a worse episode description. So... while we may have solved the issue with shoplifting and opened the door to a new world of clothing purchasing we also scoff at the direction that styles are going. Either way not much different this week other than parker cut it short... so BOO THAT MAN

SoberOctober is the invention of dumb people with no self control who need an excuse to be interesting. That being said... I am participating. SO! we will be checking in all month with the progress of that bullshit. Outside of that everything else is boring. We try to innovate communication and prove how dumb we really are. At least we are not conspiracy nuts but we are certainly flirting with it...

Some people make poor decisions. Ok I lied. ALL people make poor decisions. Our poor decisions are far more hilarious and playful than everyone else's so that makes them more important. I think. Ok yeah I am pretty sure. But that is kind of our wheel house. Not knowing but pretending and just BEING more important. So tune in. Cause we help you pass the time. Which is all anyone is really looking for in this world.

We slow down our high paced lives to dive into some more philosophical ideas. It wasn't on purpose but sometimes there just isn't a lot going on and you have to fall back on the basics. So our basics is life in general. What is going on and how do you view it. It is the fundamental things that truly define us. So this may be the most defining episode of all. I hope not though cause I like to think we are more exciting than just the core aspects of life. Oh well it is what it is deal with it.

This was a fun one. It has comedy, it has introspection, it has drama maybe, and it has the best accidental long term twist at the end. If you listen for nothing else the end twist that effects the entirety of our podcast is worth the listen. Outside of that if you want to live your life like parker and I do then this is the most convoluted means by which to do so. We, through an inebriation filter, try to describe the pillars that build our lives and fail spectacularly at doing so... or maybe not... i am drunk what do I know. All I know is that at the end of the day I was more right than parker and I will forever hold that against him. So climb aboard our debauchery train and try to keep up...

Football is a hell of a drug. Nothing is worse than being shitfaced at noon. As a Seahawks fan I am willing to make sacrifices. The only real issue is that it really ruins the rest of your day... unless, that is, the rest of your day consists of drinking and recording your dumb ideas about child rearing and life in general. So GO HAWKS! and GO ALCOHOL! we have some pickled points of view but all of our ideas are covid free cause alcohol kills germs? Ok we can't guarantee anything but we are wasted... so... whateves

Aight well we got into one today. It started off light hearted and fun but lets be honest in this day and age there is no way to completely avoid covid BS. So that happened. Ill be honest. completely parkers fault. I take no semblance of blame. Honestly whenever there is a situation that is ruined it is cause of parker. So Listen to the first half. Which is my fault. Then listen to the back half which is parkers fault and you tell me which one of us is worth it. So get on the parker hate bandwagon cause it warm and fun and exciting up in this bitch.