The Distressed Cavalier Podcast

The Distressed Cavalier

Jason Lewis
A weekly discussion of the cathartic journey of two landed gentry suffering the slings and arrows of loving once-dominant athletic programs and professional sports teams now plagued with institutional failure. Norm and Jason, two Virginians living in Georgia, struggle to understand why their favorite teams have fallen from such lofty heights and why everyone else can simply cheer for colleges they didn't attend.
Episode 23: Losers Over Here: Ocala, Authentic Fans are the worst.
Norm frets about the state of his fillies' training, again.
Mar 4, 2021
1 hr 28 min
Episode 22: We need more Parker Posey in our lives.
Norm frets about the state of UVA basketball, WFT trades, and I am down on scholarship sports again.
Feb 21, 2021
1 hr 13 min
Episode 21: Captain Woodpecker Lawyer
Norm opens up with a fresh freestyle rap over a dope beat before he frets about whether the beauty of a Bond villian's mistress impacts the quality of the Bond movie. Nobody frets better than Norm, even over The Spy Who Loved Me. We also talk Super Bowl Prop Bets.
Feb 4, 2021
1 hr 20 min
Episode 20: Norm's Bea Arthur Thumbs
Norm and Jason dream of an epic road trip chasing Norm's horses. We discuss Brady, The Man With The Golden Gun, Ting Tang, Spring Training, Virginia Basketball, The Golden Girls, and The Bea Arthur Joke.
Jan 28, 2021
1 hr 17 min
Episode 19: Norm's Triple Nipple Scandle
Norm frets about the state of things, again. He's particularly worried we'll draft Justin. He's also worried about The Man with the Golden Gun, D&D, and his Life Coach.
Jan 14, 2021
51 min
Episode 18: Guy on a Buffalo, Norm visits The Green Fairy
Norm frets about the state of things, again. But, this time, Absinthe changes everything.
Jan 9, 2021
1 hr 20 min
Episode 17: Don't ask, Don't tell, Norm. The Christmas Special
Norm frets about the state of things, again. We discuss oysters, egg nog, Christmas, crabs, and crossdressing captains with three special guests. Merry Christmas.
Dec 23, 2020
57 min
Episode 16: You're so glib, Norm.
Norm frets about the state of the turf at Fed Ex Field, Sea Org, Scouts, and Karaoke. It's the holiday special singing episode.
Dec 17, 2020
1 hr 34 min
Episode 15: Sometimes Uncle Rodney gets the bear, sometimes the bear does a real-life wrestling move.
Norm frets about the state of things, again and tells the tale of Uncle Rodney wrestling a Kodiak Bear in a lumbar yard.
Dec 9, 2020
1 hr 11 min
Episode 14: Peppermint Patty would have kicked it into the end zone or decleated somebody.
Norm frets about the SEC Special Teams Player of the Week. Jason has realized that at 43, he's too old for this world. Can't we get an oven that works? Did we lose a war or something?
Dec 3, 2020
1 hr 7 min
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