The Definite Article
The Definite Article
Max Kalchthaler, Ken Hallenius
Entertainment for The Beautiful People
11/03/11 Show: Best Thursday EVAR!
November 3, 2011: Despite Max almost not remembering to show up for the program, your hosts brought the best hour of radio ever produced in Studio 3B. Topics included Max's affinity for live music, Ken's new hairstyle, the end of the World Series, and comedy from Louis CK. Featured Artists: Guys Named Steve!
Nov 4, 2011
35 min
10/27/11 Show: Welcome Back!
October 27, 2011: The boys were back in Studio 3B for a rollicking show featuring Siri, the Humble Personal Assistant! Sit back and relax as the fellas discuss Max's unhealthy obsession with outdoor equipment and provide live updates during Game 6 of the World Series. Featured Artist: Zac Brown Band!
Oct 27, 2011
38 min
10/06/11 Show: Welcome Back!
October 6, 2011: After an unacceptably long hiatus, Max and Ken pick up right where they left off, at the top of the heap! Featured Artist: Bob Seger!
Oct 7, 2011
39 min
03/23/11 Show: Lost in the Archives!
March 23, 2011: A show that was lost to the sands of time has been recovered! Lots of great entertainment here for The Beautiful People, including an extended review of previous seasons' slogans. Featured Artist: Stereolab!
Mar 23, 2011
42 min
03/09/11 Show: Are You Looking At My Ash?
March 9, 2011: Ash Wednesday is here, and the boys make the best of a day of fasting and penance. Accordingly, this show is missing the start (late recording) and the end (early termination). But hey, at least we preserved some of the fun! Featured Artist: Passion Pit!
Mar 9, 2011
34 min
02/09/11 Show: A Glorious Return
February 9, 2011: After a 10-month hiatus, the gentlemen return to Studio 3-B, where the brass is brassier and the sound-dampening foam is foamier. Post-Super Bowl analysis of the commercials fills one segment. Featured Artist: Blitzentrapper!
Feb 9, 2011
34 min
04/21/10 Show: The End of Radio!
A bittersweet symphony of comedy. Max, Ken, and Producer Christina discussed the proper pronunciation of the Icelandic volcano, the Top Ten places not to get caught, and they even set goals for the summer hiatus. The Frightened Bunnies were Featured Artist (or perhaps it was Frightened Rabbits, it's all a haze at this point), rocking The Beautiful People until the Fall 2010 season.
Apr 22, 2010
37 min
04/07/10 Show: The Penultimate Show!
With Max away on business, Producer Christina sits at Microphone 2. This week's show featured reviews of favorite stories on the Telly, reflections on the feast of Meating Friday, and ridicule of the non-present Max. Jonathan Coulton was the Featured Artist, bringing comedy and musical talent to the ears of The Beautiful People.
Apr 8, 2010
35 min
03/03/10 Show: Rockin' in the USA!
The first successful recording of the new semester comes just as Spring Break rolls around. The crew talks about celebrity puppies, the Olympics, Bubb Rubb and Lil' Sis, and ten signs Spring is upon us. The Featured Artist was Queen, a band fine enough to rock your world in good times and in bad.
Mar 4, 2010
37 min
12/16/09 Show: Holiday Greetings from The Definite Article!
Ken brings you an extra-special message of hope and joy to get you through the holidays.
Dec 17, 2009
47 sec
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