Two university students, one Scottish, one American, just trying to make it through with their brains and livers still intact. Calum and Katja talk about at their mistakes, hot takes, and general streams of consciousness.

We Need A Eugenics War - Episode 6

Calum tries to give away personal information while Katja advocates for bullying.

I'll Say Something Bad About Your Grandma - Episode 5

This episode we get cultured and discuss the wonders of language.

The One Where Calum Get's Robbed - Episode 4

Fuelled by narcissism and self-hatred Calum and Katja get triggered by memes like the snowflakes they are.<br /><br />Merch update coming soon.

Fuelled by narcissism and self-hatred Calum and Katja get triggered by memes like the snowflakes they are.Merch update coming soon.

Bigger Problems Than Their Coming Out Party - Episode 3

This week we get salty: fuck politics, Christmas, and that one guy at the bar.

Santa Votes Red - Episode 2

This week Katja realizes she’s a narcissist whilst Calum takes ages to explain things. Listen in as we talk about the lost episode, explain Calum’s wild raisin weekend, and look back on how Katja began her internet stardom