A day in the life of a mindless Jewish girl that decided to major in engineering and has an escalating adderall addiction along with crippling daddy issues. If you think your life is bad, take a second and listen to this and maybe you’ll feel a little bit better about it. For legal reasons, this is all a joke!

50 first dates

Plot twist: a little sneak peak into one of the reasons why I am the way I am.

Mommy issues

You thought you’d seen the last of me

Early 2000’s rappers and no gag reflex are a bad combination for a Wednesday night in 2016.

Cherry Vodka

High school

I’m back and better than ever. I took 3 months off but it was simply just to make y’all miss me. No worries. I’m here to stay.

Remember me?

This story is the type of shit you hear in movies!

Dodge Charger

Black out moments and first impressions are not my strong suit.

Drunk darts

My daddy issues are coming to life. My inability to form meaningful relationships is entirely my fault - and because of Tinder. This is only the beginning...