The Criminal Satirist
The Criminal Satirist
Nicole Janeen
The Criminal Satirist is a true crime podcast bringing you brief stories of cults, murder, abuse, mayhem, all with a sprinkling of sarcasm.
The Case of Ana Cardona
This is the Case of Ana Cardona, who was convicted for the murder of her 3 year son Lazaro Figueroa. The boy was beaten for approximately 18 months by his mother and with the help of her girlfriend at the time Olivia Gonzalez-Mendoza. References: Miami-Dade County Clerk of Court Florida Department of Corrections https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-supreme-court/1218870.html https://www.floridasupremecourt.org/content/download/343819/file/01-1056_petition.pdf https://www.casemine.com/judgement/us/591484fbadd7b049344bf63e https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/florida-supreme-court-orders-new-trial-in-baby-lollipops-murder-case/1985208/
Jan 3, 2023
15 min
The Case of Eric Pierson
This is the Case of Eric Pierson, two time convicted murder from Broward County, Florida.  References: Broward County Clerk of Court Davie Police Department Florida Department of Corrections https://www.thedailybeast.com/convicted-florida-murderer-eric-pierson-killed-single-mom-erika-verdecia-after-release-from-prison-police-say
Dec 20, 2022
16 min
The Case of David Lowe and the Clark County Indiana Jail
This is the case against former Officer David Lowe, whom worked at the Clark County Indiana Jail. He has been charged and arrested for accepting a bribe of $1,000.00 from an inmate and providing the inmate with keys to other areas of the jail. A civil lawsuit was filed by 28 female inmates that allege that male inmates got into their pod and harassed, groped, and raped at least one victim.  References Clark County, Indiana Criminal Court https://www.whas11.com/article/news/local/indiana/women-claim-sexual-assault-clark-county-jail-file-lawsuit-sheriffs-office-indiana/417-fdaa5d45-b504-48de-8a84-57f509238975 https://www.courier-journal.com/story/news/local/indiana/2016/11/11/e-show-sparks-clark-county-jail-change/93639346/ https://www.wlky.com/article/60-days-in-comes-to-end-at-clark-county-jail/8280692# https://lawandcrime.com/lawsuit/dozens-of-inmates-raped-assaulted-and-harassed-after-jailer-sold-male-prisoner-a-key-to-womens-wing-federal-lawsuit-claims/ https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/22121595/doe-et-al-v-noel-et-al.pdf https://www.newsandtribune.com/news/clark-county-corrections-officer-arrested-accused-of-providing-keys-to-inmates/article_4bdcdcd8-35bd-11ec-81c0-370f19a5875e.html https://www.wdrb.com/news/clark-county-sheriff-releases-surveillance-video-refutes-claim-that-women-were-sexually-assaulted-inside-jail/article_0aadb80a-1dd3-11ed-a30f-fbe2c80781f7.html
Dec 6, 2022
13 min
The Case of John Jonchuck
The Case of John Jonchuck, father of the victim Phoebe Jonchuck. Alleged to have mental health, anger issues, and possible substance abuse leads him to believe that his daughter is possessed, and murders her.  References: Pinellas County Clerk of Court St. Petersburg Police Department Arrest report https://www.myflfamilies.com/childfatality/reports/2015-005865.pdf https://www.dea.gov/factsheets/spice-k2-synthetic-marijuana
Nov 22, 2022
14 min
The Case of the Mormon Church and the Indian Placement Program
This is a case regarding the Indian Placement Program that was orchestrated by the Latter Day Saints. This story detail two plaintiffs whom brought a civil lawsuit against the church and the LDS Family Services agency in regards to sexual abuse allegations.  References: https://indiancountrytoday.com/archive/how-mormons-assimilated-native-children https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/1976/07/keeping-pace/indian-placement-the-three-most-common-questions?lang=eng https://knowhy.bookofmormoncentral.org/knowhy/who-are-the-lamanites https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/10/why-some-native-americans-are-suing-the-mormon-church/504944/ https://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2016/11/doc-40-memorandum-decision-and-order.pdf https://turtletalk.files.wordpress.com/2016/06/doc03-1-navajo-amended-complaint.pdf https://www.sltrib.com/news/2018/09/22/tribal-members-settle/ https://apps.rainn.org/policy/policy-crime-definitions.cfm?state=utah&group=7 http://www.tribal-institute.org/lists/SAWorkbook.htm#Part%203
Nov 8, 2022
17 min
The Case of Pedro Bravo
This story is about the case of Pedro Bravo and his victim Christian Aguilar whom were once high school friends that sadly ended after Pedro found out that Christian was dating with his ex-girlfriend. References: Alachua County Clerk of Court Gainesville Police Department https://caselaw.findlaw.com/fl-district-court-of-appeal/1750771.html https://www.theledger.com/story/news/2013/09/30/search-for-christian-aguilar-ended/8149430007/
Oct 25, 2022
19 min
The Case of Tavon White and the Baltimore City Detention Center Scandal
In this Case, I will review the facts surrounding Tavon White whom was then commander of the Black Guerrilla Family (BGF) while locked up in the Baltimore City Detention Center. During his time there he was able to run the jail facilities with the help of guards and continue his criminal enterprise of drugs. All information was gathered from news articles and court documents. References: District Court of Maryland Indictment https://cdn.s3-media.wbal.com/Media/Archive/4a76cc93-415d-4c15-bbe0-573a7346f62e/original.pdf  https://baltimore.cbslocal.com/2021/08/03/live-demolition-of-the-baltimore-city-detention-center/ https://rollingout.com/2015/07/14/meet-4-female-prison-guards-impregnated-black-guerrilla-family-inmate-tavon-white/  https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/five-correctional-officers-inmate-and-drug-supplier-plead-guilty-baltimore-jail  https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/bgf-leader-tavon-white-sentenced-12-years-prison-baltimore-jail-racketeering-conspiracy  https://www.wbaltv.com/article/gang-leader-tavon-white-sentenced-in-baltimore-jail-scandal/7091754  https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2014/04/14/this-is-my-jail 
Oct 11, 2022
10 min
Case of Monique Osuna and Child Abuse
In the Case of Monique Osuna, I talk about the abuse and horrible treatment of her 9 year old stepson Emrik which led to his death. All information was gathered from new reports, police reports, court documents.  References: Idaho Department of Corrections Ada County District Court CR-01-20-35027 Katie Terhune, Nanny cameras captured abuse of Meridian boy at center of murder case, published by Ktvb7 news https://www.ktvb.com/article/news/crime/emrik-osuna-erik-monique-abuse-murder-meridian-boy-preliminary-hearing/277-9c03ecd5-c13f-423e-8d5d-c38db08f7689  https://lawandcrime.com/crime/he-was-an-inconvenience-idaho-woman-gets-life-in-prison-for-torturing-and-abusing-stepson-9-to-death/ 
Sep 27, 2022
11 min
The Case of Somorie "Sugar Bear" Moses Sex Trafficking Case
In the Case of Somorie Mose a self proclaimed pimp and businessman. While serving a prison sentence for Concealment of a Human Corpse and Criminal Negligent Homicide for the death of Leondra Foster he was also federally charged on federal sex trafficking charges. I will briefly go over the details of this pending cases. All information was gathered from court records and new articles. References: New York Department of Corrections Indictment from United States District Court Eastern District of New York https://www.justice.gov/usao-edny/pr/brooklyn-man-charged-murder-and-sex-trafficking-eight-women  https://nypost.com/2019/11/25/pimp-who-chopped-up-girlfriend-skates-on-murder-charges-is-only-convicted-of-homicide/ https://lawandcrime.com/crime/n-y-man-sex-trafficked-eight-women-murdered-one-victim-and-placed-chopped-up-body-parts-in-freezer-feds/
Sep 13, 2022
9 min
The Case of "Mother" Anna Young Cult Leader
This is the case of "Mother" Anna Young leader of the church, House of Prayer. With many members of the church having the belief that "Mother" Anna acts of abuse and torture were God's will left two young children deceased and others severely abused. Some will classify this church as a cult, but I will let you decide. All information was gathered from court documents and records, and news reports.  References: Alachua County Clerk of Court, Alachua County Sheriff's Office Florida Department of Corrections https://www.firstcoastnews.com/article/features/cult-leaders-daughter-gives-an-inside-look-at-the-house-of-prayer/77-8592f668-f156-4da0-bbe3-300c7780470f  https://www.wcjb.com/2021/04/08/update-house-of-prayer-leader-anna-young-contracted-covid-19-before-she-died/ 
Aug 30, 2022
15 min
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