Joe channels his inner Devon Sawa.  Amanda learns that California has wonderful accommodations for their homeless.  The Golden Gate Bridge is red.  Amanda does something at a fruit stand that Joe never thought he would witness.  California's protocol for Covid makes just as much sense as their protocol for the homeless.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/support

For what this episode lacks in length it compensates with amazing oral.  Even though this episode has arrived late and finished too soon, Amanda and Joe packed this quickie full of absurd and unexpected thoughts and memories.  The duo introduces a new segment to the show deemed "Topics" in which conversation suggestions, some of which have been contributions from the listeners, are pulled out of a bag to encourage banter.  They touch base on grade school slumber parties, poop, and rich people in Amanda's home town.  New York is too clean thanks to Covid and China will always be gnarly.   --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/support

Amanda and Joe celebrate Pablo Sandoval's struggle to breath at an amazing local Mexican restaurant.  They blame Ivanka Trump for all the self entitled Karen's that live in their apartment complex.  The difference between cheese and peanuts is explained to the anarchists in Portland.  Joe cries at Costco and Amanda gets Krausened with their Betta fish Ruth.  --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/support

This week Joe cries in bed because he's never had an annulment.  Amanda's sister and Joe's mom have birthdays.  They are not the same person - we did the research.  Amanda and Joe do molly with some bear cubs. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/support

Amanda and Joe share some background on themselves and their current status in life.  Bless your ear holes with some scattered conversation about eating out, road tripping during COVID days, "breathable niceness" , our weekly segment of "What you watched this week that I Hated". Get blown by Kenneth Copeland and blame it on  your parents.  #bigwheel4lyfe --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/the-couch5/support