The First Impression Hoes
The First Impression Hoes
Monsignor Z
Join us weekly for the SHOCKING, NEVER BEFORE HEARD, INSANE, IMMACULATE, WHAT OTHER WORDS SHOULD I USE TO DESCRIBE THE INSANITY, BACHELOR PODCAST with Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband.
Snoozefest.
Week 4 was a huge snoozefest for the most part. M Dot Sull, Val, and Val's Husband join Z to break down what little actually did occur this week. The lone bright, shining star was Kim, who had the shortest reality TV stint in history.
Jan 27, 2021
25 min
From Dildo to Hero
Week 3, AKA the episode dedicated solely to Sarah is here. Quarantined Val and Val's Husband fight off their potential Rona diagnosis by dishing out their hot takes, hoping to keep it under 102 degrees. M Dot Sull, from secret remote location dips in and gives her support of Katie, coming up with our fantastic episode title. All this and more, including random song outbursts from Val's husband!
Jan 21, 2021
29 min
Victoria GO AWAY
Z, M Dot Sull, Val and Val's Husband are at it again to discuss week 2 of The Bachelor AKA Victoria SUCKKSSSSSS. No whispering allowed, Abigail won't be able to hear you.
Jan 14, 2021
32 min
NOOOOO KWEEN
The gang is finally back together to discuss all things Matt James premier related. There will be no inside voices on this podcast, we want to make sure Abigail can hear us.
Jan 6, 2021
42 min
Worst Finale Ever
Beloved Parishioners, Sister Boom Boom, the Pelaton ridin' Depraved Deacon and The Virgin Madi join the program to discuss the atrocious, anticlimactic, awful season finale of The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. check out www.churchofz.com for more content.
May 20, 2020
27 min
It's A Sad, Sad Day
Beloved Parishioners, The Corrupt Clergy is here to break down the most upsetting and disheartening episode in The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart history. Natascha is no longer with us, but she will forever remain in our hearts. After a contentious debate about the proper vessel to eat a breakfast sandwich, the gang jumps into the performances, weird judges and eliminations from the episode.  For more coverage please visit www.churchofz.com 
May 13, 2020
33 min
Wellness Retreats Are Glorified Spa Days
Beloved Parishioners, The "All-in" wellness retreat hosted by Teddi kicks off followed by a contentious dinner party at Denise Richards House. All this and more with Sister Boom Boom and the Virgin Madi dishing the goss. LOVELY intro to kick it off. www.churchofz.com for more coverage of your favorite smut.
May 8, 2020
20 min
Hi Julia! BYE JULIA!
Beloved Parishioners, YES! WOOO!!!! YAYYYYY!!!! DING DONG JULIA IS GONE. The crew dives into all of the drama surrounding The Bachelor Presents: Listen To Your Heart. We hold an In Memoriam on those who are no longer on the show, alllllllll the Julia/Sheridan/Savannah/Brandon/Natascha drama. NATASCHA IS THE BEST EVER. We grade the musical performances (spoiler, Natascha won). All this and more! Visit www.churchofz.com for coverage on all of your favorite shows!
May 6, 2020
35 min
WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLY WEEK 2
Beloved Parishioners,  Bishop B joins the program to answer the questions from everyone's favorite TV Game Show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?" Lets see how far he goes! Visit www.churchofz.com for this and more!
May 5, 2020
20 min
Lookin' Like A Pimp In Pajamas
Beloved Parishioners,  It's Fashion Week in New York City, and the lovely ladies from the RHONY are taking it by storm. Fantastic episode, even better coverage from Sister Boom Boom.  Visit www.churchofz.com for more coverage of all the awful reality TV you could ever ask for and more!
May 4, 2020
24 min
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