I “found” the GULLIEST podcast on the planet! Love the show! Listening to the back catalogue, and new shows! The CSAM is one of my favorite terms!

Between the lack of knowledge for the sport and their terrible joke, this has to be the worst soccer podcast in the world. It’s truly awful. Shocking to me that these guys have “fans”. Least funny people on the planet

England lost the war “again”? Maldives? 😂

Great MLS Cup episode with Aidan and Darlington, but it took all of my being not to reduce the stars for you two not both being here for the game. Impossible [to be here] is an opinion. Would love to see your show in Columbus again! Had a great time in 2018.

These guys offer an incredibly unique and refreshing voice on soccer, becaue I can’t listen to another middle aged white guy talk about it. As a fellow Cuban-American, I love hearing Caribeños finally talk about soccer and bring that flavor to the global sport, not to mention how funny Alexis and Christian are. My only criticism is that i wish Alexis and Christian would step up their MLS knowledge. It’s clear they know a lot about EPL and then NYCFC, but are not super knowledgeable on the rest of the league (or at least not as knowledgeable as I’d hope from two podcasters covering the league). Regardless, love the show and hope they keep doing what they’re doing!

Man, this weeks episode is extra extra.

Love your coverage of the womens World Cup. Brought me to listening to you. Keep covering womens soccer. NWSL! Thank you!

Smetana was great! Check out her episode. Go Christian. Talk all you want. Smart incitefull information.

Great content, talking about the World Cup, as well as some Leagues Cup in between this right here is the soccer content we are all here for! Let’s Gooooo!!! Vamossss

Love her reaction to Colombia’s winning goal v Germany. I still remember retweeting her video about the condition of soccer for Colombian Women’s teams, the player having to buy their own uniforms, pay for their travel & harassment #SuperPoderosas #GolazoHP!

Started listening to these guys through the LeBatard Show after the 2022 World Cup. They are hilarious and super knowledgeable about the sport. I love how they dedicate some time to MLS as well as the big European leagues, so I know what storylines to pay attention to waiting for the Chicago Fire to get it together haha. They wear their fandom on their sleeves and make me laugh doing it!

I’m a lebatard fan and just found out about the Cooligans a few months back. Y’all are hilarious. I’m going back to listen to those old episodes. I tried to say what up at fan fest in city walk but too many people were in the way. And Alexis was big timing my section. When y’all coming back to Orlando?

Ten thousand wet burritos versus the Sun?!?

I look forward to every episode but not to having to crank the speakers in my car only have have the shot scared out of me when an ad that’s been properly mixed and mastered comes on and blows my ear drums out lol I thought when they got a producer things would get better but ehhh ion know about that yet. Football ramble, arsecast, total soccer show all sound professional, balanced and with levels that work for the medium. Help me out fellas! Help my ears out!

Put simply… You’ll learn about a country called Blangola, learn about the Blangolan fashion, hear the exotic (but mostly sounds drunk) Blangolan accent, tasty cakes, Coors Light….and then some soccer both domestic and European. All kidding aside the absolute best soccer podcast with a laugh here and there. Oh yah…and be ready to be confused be a whole lot of words starting g with the letter B.

Love it - keep it up.

I know Christian and Alexis are tired of spending so much time together with these daily World Cup pods, but I am dying of laughter over here. Great commentary - they know their soccer, but I stay for the camaraderie. These two are hilarious together. Their pod has gotten me more into EPL over the past year. I also really appreciate that they talk women’s soccer too - and not just as a charity or only when the USWNT play. They recognize game, and their NWSL coverage is spot on. They’re breaking the stereotype and making it accessible for bros to support women’s sports. Alexis, hope your knee feels better!

Alexis and Christian are hilarious and play up a lack of intelligence but don’t let them fool you. There are neurological/psychological studies referenced (why we don’t eat our children), Homer (classic literature not Simpson a) and Shakespeare references, etc. I could go on and on; this is the only soccer podcast that is a must-listen every time a new episode drops.

A different cultured perspective on the worlds game. Highly recommended if you dont mind some jokes with your analysis, the Clint Dempsey interview is one of the best I’ve heard in a minute

Bhis bis ba best boccer bodcast bi’ve bever blistened bo bin by blife.

Cool again.

DO NOT understate the importance of this podcast. Balexis and Bristian are integral to the American soccer scene. Without them, American soccer wouldn’t be as gully as it is. You want to be told your pizza is trash, a hot take about your team, player, or manager and to break down anytime anyone makes a joke that puts a ‘B’ in front of a word? Balexis has got you covered. You want to be told claims that Pagels are actually good, give informed takes about soccer topics that will eventually get struck down by Balexis cus he doesn’t agree with you, and try to hide your disappointment because Balexis made a terrible joke that didn’t land and put the Cooligans reputation on the line? Bristian has got you covered. Mess around and find out why the Cooligans are so integral to American soccer. #UPTHEWHITEBELLIES

Great podcast. Funny and informative.

Love it

My coworkers can always tell when I’m listening because I laugh out loud.

Great stuff, even the Tottenham jokes 🥲

The beautiful game is so hilarious without even trying; that its a wonder why more comedians dont offer commentary. Thats why alexis and christian are the godfathers of soccer comedy. They do it the best, pure and simple. Listen to their live shows on youtube and if you are funny they will riff on whatever comment you make, but it has to be funny. Really their live shows are like you are shooting the ssshhh with your friends about soccer Personally though, i like the updates they give on players like jermaine delph, gaffers like brendon managers and rafa martinez and my boyhood club Burnsley of the CPL.. Come on you White Bellies!!

This podcast is an amazing place for hilarious takes on the beautiful game, while also giving great insight to the fan experience and fan culture. Also, Alexis talks.

Goofy, weird, and important takes on the football world. Perfect for anyone whose IRL friends are still obsessed with the other football.

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Best Soccer and football show going. The cooligans know the game and comedy.

Hilarious takes on soccer and the most engaging conversation you’ll listen to while being lost in all the inside jokes. Leaving this review bc Alexis told me to.

William Saliba IS the truth!

Two of my favorite things comedy and soccer. Love the podcast!

These guys crazy

Perfect balance of soccer analysis and steaming hot takes

Only soccer podcast I subscribe to. These guys don’t take themselves too serious and are somewhat knowledgeable about soccer

Leaving a 5 star review to try and change the mojo of west ham going 3 games, 3 L’s, and no goals scored. 🤝🤝

Funniest coolest soccer show there is

I knew nothing about soccer but hearing the cooligans made me follow!!!

Very funny. Fits well in the lebatard universe, even when Alexis is a dumb loud arsenal fan

Easily the funniest soccer podcast available. They usually get to talking about soccer after approximately 20-30 minutes of critiques of Christian’s questionable eating habits or the latest Guerrant about whatever bothered Alexis over the weekend. But always worth the listen and the inevitable laugh out loud moments.

Cancel all your other subscriptions, this is where you get the soccer culture at its finest (I promise it’s a soccer podcast)

Alexis and Christian are great

I am here for every minute of it.