The Chicago Fire Won't Make The Playoffs Segment 1: USMNT v StV&amp;G, NYCFC comeback, Portland losing to dominant FC Dallas. Break: Use Promo Code 'Cooligans' for 20% on MackWeldon.com Segment 2: @PaulTenorio tells us how the Chicago Fire won't make the playoffs and who they will buy next season. Break 2: Use Promo Code 'Cooligans' for 20% on MackWeldon.com Segment 3: Winner of the On The Volley Free t-shirt giveaway is announced and Cooligans Corner 
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059 - Terrible Parents Make Amazing Footballers

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.