Segment 1 - USA manhandled by Argentina. Messi shows no mercy. Segment 2 - MLS is back after a two week break! Thank god Messi doesn't play in MLS. Segment 3 - Cooligans Corner @notalexis @chrispolanco Also, check out our Youtube Channel! soccercooligans.com 
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048 - You Can't Fire Me, I Retire!

The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.