Recorded live with an audience at Snatch Bar, 171 Ponsonby Road, Auckland. Starter pistols, fainting schoolboy and knobchins. Whitney Houston, Zulu singer back from the dead. Royal bath runner, threesome holiday weekend. Beating with a cricket bat, Lovehearts and fat people. Racists, nudist beaches and Hitler. Dwarf on a kid's bike and STIs by region. Plus a little surprise at the end. Thanks for listening to us! Stella Graham, Reuben Lee & Danny McChrystal

Shot in head, 2 vaginas and Crystal Warren. Type 2 diabetes, Legless fat man. Man punches wife. Or was it a ghost? Was Robin Hood from Doncaster? Valentineseses Day, man tries to marry dead girlfriend Unicyclists, scooters, Twitter and Demi Moore. Mega Upload, concerts. Big Day Out Fairground. Legal high, Racism, Madonna & Elton John. Bear Grylls, Rotorua, vaccinations and BCG.

Dutch cannibals, teacher's brain exploding and Christmas parties. FA Cup, purple kids and what if you had 10 million in your account? Film piracy, throwin darts in to the crowd and soul singers doing Christmas songs. Morning TV, steam mops and Aeroplanes. Hamilton Island, The Krankies are swingers and is Jon Bon Jovi dead? Stella's sister phones mid-podcast and Hamilton folks.

Rugby player turned what? Games in urinals and having 16 kids. Nobel Peace Prize, back tattoo and dolphins Oscar Wilde, Socrates Danny's on TV! Dec 16, TV3 8:30pm AotearoHa. Jeremy Clarkson and bombing Germany.

DIY cement in your arse, Hungry Hippos and Sepp Blatter Couriers and Koreans, guillotines & Dexter.

Bear Grylls, 999 UFOs and a kid called Adolf Hitler. Mong Twong, Zimbabwe Donkey and Jim'll Fix It. Adele, Gall Bladder and 7 Billion. John Terry, All Blacks, Fireworks Night. Halloween - Trick or Treat, Reuben's rant on the banking crisis.

What goes on tour, doesn't stay on tour. Hear about Reuben and Danny's antics in Hamilton. Conkers, Gazza and Ginger Monkeys. Ashton Kutcher, RWC and Rooney. Tour in Hamilton, The Shining and Arse muesli. Best name ever for an audience member.

We're late! RWC is to blame. Sperm banks turning away gingers. Toe sucking, bathing with live eels. Pervy dentist, Kentucky truck drivers and Bobbit. Sex education in school. Mike Tindall.

Can you carjack Batman? Supernova distances and Steven Hawkin Botox, Denzil Washington and Butterknife hernias How do you make a tuna pasta bake 12 mill lotto winner, man shoots himself in the head Coqrings, dentists and Celebrity Big Brother East 17, Brian Harvey, Bucks Fizz Peeing on planes and the 27 Club

Bobbit, chubby magnetic Brazillians Pastafarians, rollercoasters and double amputees Ricky Gervais, dwarfs and Harry Potter. Overweight ginger computer science grad. Danny's office gig, half marathon and going to the gym Rebekah Brooks, Time Warp and Danny's weak bladder.