In which the guys say goodbye with the help of a few of the guests the Chuckwagon has seen over its tenure.

In which John and Seth discuss the specialest of ops and how incompetent Seagal really is while finishing the worst series in television history, True Justice.

In which Seth and Freeland lay out the future and embark on a new journey.

In which the guys are terrible at making a schedule and give you several unheard segments from the cutting room floor.  Bits include Freeland’s book mania, how toxic Halloween costumes are, sad lunches, Freeland trying to open a can of she crab soup, Freeland as a thief, the market price of a blowjob, eating expired foods, and Freeland dropping mouse traps down his pants.

In which the guys, plus Derek Tokaz, discuss revenge against Pep Boys, when to pull your pants up in public restroom, father lectures, the age of consent Google map, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Cat Stevens, Ricky Jay, Zulu, rugby culture, death by atomic wedgie, Sherlock Holmes pun pitches, and that time Freeland electrocuted himself.

In which Freeland sets about finding a personal center by photographing snow owls, Seth pitches a Chuckwagon Revival card game, and John attends another terrible wedding. The guys discuss Arrow, Anchorman 2, American Hustle, and the Wolf of Wall Street.  Seth shares what traumas people have brought to their penises, John pitches a classic 80s flick with an unconventional cast, and Freeland lets us guess what his resolutions are for this year.

In which the guys discuss their Christmases which included tears, wine, knives, lectures, and anthropomorphic dog and cat detectives.  Freeland watches a bunch of movies and John tells of an unfortunate trip to Sea World from his youth.  The gang answers a few questions from Yahoo Answers and then pitches a new TV show about a lady in love with a ferris wheel.

In which Freeland returns and there is much rejoicing.  The gang provides some needed business advice to Freeland who is looking to start his own company.  Seth sees a baby get changed in a Fuddruckers booth.  John pitches a television show about a time traveling microwave.

In which John and Seth discuss the differences between a pile of bricks and a brick wall.  Meanwhile, Seagal murders more people and brings down the Yakuza in a very roundabout way, like decapitation.

In which John and Seth have issues that require tissues.  Seagal deals with the Yakuza and a guy who had his house foreclosed on.  He also giggles like the Pillsbury Dough Boy and isn’t sure what an orifice is.