
WE ARE BACK AFTER A HIATUS!
I start the episode walking back the minimizing 3 kid parenting last year. Spoiler Alert: 3 kids are hard BRAH.
I then share a camping anecdoate of bougie camping which turned into a terrifying situation!
I discuss the manner in which friendships evolve in your late 30s/40s are much more complex and heavy than your youth.
I quickly share the conflict that comes up when listening to R.Kelly and Michael Jackson.
Hammer rants:
3 year olds are the hardest
Boomer tv remotes
Drivers seat preferences
Tennis>Golf
More drinking, less booze
Peter Pan deplorables
Mcdonalds drive thru delays
Solicitors are not acceptable
Weekday diner dining
Boy poop
Kid toy conflict
Aug 21, 2023
1 hr 2 min

In my introduction I talk about why as a 40 something year old dad, spring isnt so bad. (0:00-6:12)
I welcome in long-time friend and successful entrepreneuer, Jeff Khadavi , who first shares some key parenting hacks for couples with young kids to keep sanity. We then discuss how Jeff had us groomsmen do a choreographed dance for his wedding in 2015 and rehearse at his bachelor party in Jamaica.
We dive into a passionate area for Jeff(personal finance) and we discuss a great basic investing strategy, 529 plans, long-term savings, and the immense cost of college especailly for our kids in the next 10-15 years. (6:16-38:20)
After a break we discuss Tik tok, the bougie friends on our "Jackals" text thread, and then POLITICS
He challenges me on AOC and I challenge him on the "socially liberal, fiscally conservative" position that I feel many hide behind.
I question the alignment of Persians with Trump and state my case as to why it doesn't make a lot of sense in the context of the overall voter base.
Then we get into some lighter topics- we discuss the underrated movie of "The Bronx Tale" from the 1990s, and pivot to the New York Knicks where we share who set the Knicks back and zapped the life out of our fandom for a good while. (38:24-1:07:32)
After one last break we discuss parenting and the dynamics of challenges of multiple kids. I express how adding a dog first was the MOST jarring even ahead of 0 to 1, 1 to 2, or 2 to 3 kids.(1:07:36-1:16:49)
Hammer Rants: Chinese Food; Landscaping Blackouts; "12 year olds"; iPhone in parking spots(1:16:53-1:25:31)
Mar 24, 2023
1 hr 26 min

My buddy and fellow dad and Jets fan joins the podcast once again. We start discussing how Zach Wilson is unequivocally a bust and why despite the Jets finishing with an exceeding expectations year for most and on par with our pre-season optomism, the season collapase was massively disappointing.
We speculate about the Jets next QB and our preferences.
We go around the league and recap the Divisional Round and look ahead to Championship sunday.
We end discussing our current challenges of parenting.
Jordan leaves us with a rant about grocery store shopping carts
Hammer rant: Parking spot phone checking
Jan 29, 2023
1 hr 47 min

NFL picks for the NFC and AFC Championsip games
Jan 28, 2023
6 min

I start talking about the superfluous skiing IG posts and my relationship with skiing
I recap the Cowboys/Bucs MNF Wildcard matchup and what it means goign forward for both teams.
Then Chris B, Eagles fan and NFL guru, joins me to talk about the NFL action from Wildcard weekend.
Seahawks/Niners- The 49ers buzz saw + Russell Wilson's game falling off a cliff. Chris B wasn't shocked.
Chargers/Jags- Why Brandon Staley is in over his head. Will he get fired? How does Sean Payton's candidacy come into play here or elsewhere?
Dolphins/Bills- The shakiness of the Bills and Josh Allen in spite of the Hamlin catalyst
Giants/Vikings- Is this Giants team magical or just a team with a good coach overacheiving? What to do with Saquan and Daniel Jones?
Hot take on Mike McCarthy and the discussion of the coaching vacancies, Lovie Smith's big FU to the Texans, What the Bears should do with the #1 pick and why they won't, The QB carousel- will the Jets end up with one of the big names? What will happen with Zach Wilson?
End of year awards- Coach of Year, MVP, Offensive and Defensive Rookie of the Year
We end with swapping suburban dads/home owners and parenting stories
Jan 18, 2023
1 hr 50 min

I start the episode discussing decades and narrowing down the single hardest thing about having 3 kids.
I segue to what makes me intersted in Prince Harry/Megan Markle and how "black passing" creates lazy racial categorization and why it pisses me off.
I discuss why HBO's White Lotus is worth the hype and the travel bug it creates. I discuss a disappointing streaming movie and a surprisngly intriguing one.
Hammer rants- Shorten the game with kids; "friendly dogs"; bandaids/scotch tape/ice packs; VIP customers; figuring out life; Republican clown show
I end the episode discussing the NFL 2022 season conclusion and interesting storylines and playoff matchups.
FINALLY- I discuss what I thought about my New York Jets 2022 season and the outlook for 2023.
Jan 10, 2023
1 hr 12 min

We start talking about how agonizing the Jets loss was to the Patriots for Week 11.
We are impressed with the coaching staff but we bemoan over the #2 overall pick Zach Wilson.
We give a matching take on who needs to start Sunday against the Bears.
We discuss how good the Jets defense is.
We preview the Bears game and talk about how and why Justin Fields is overrated. Can the Jets get flexed into Prime Time? We discuss why the other NY team is fraudulent.
We end talking about Thanksgiving and booze.
Ham Butter Knife Thanksgiving picks ATS
Hammer rants- Dental X-Rays + Kids Ignoring Cold Weather
Nov 23, 2022
1 hr 22 min

My intro covers what Halloween looks like in our bougie area and the hardest part of having 3 kids. I talk about the dice rolling with some double dates and then preview the diverse topics across this episode.(0:00-9:19)
I then get into the mid-term elections and talk about why you CANNOT vote red in the mid-terms. I distill this down to 3 simple drivers. (9:23-19:10)
I do a post-mortem on the disappointing state of the Yankees and their runner-up complacency. I discuss why culture matters in sports, the workplace and how you can draw conclusions from little windows. I get excited about my Jets and illustrate that they are an example of a good culture.
I get very fired up talking about Kyrie Irving and his Anti-Semitism and the disappointing defense by some black people on social media. (19:14-34:57)
Hammer Rants- Sing movies, Landscaper intrusion, Food Babe, Corner Pieces(35:01-44:18)
NFL Week 9 recap(44:22-52:06)
Nov 8, 2022
1 hr 22 min

I discuss new show format spinoffs and then Ham Hot Sharp Butter Knife Picks ATS
NYJ vs. BAL
PIT at CIN
GB at MIN
CLE PK at CAR
NE at MIA
CHI vs. SF
Then buddy Jordan Rubenstein joinns. We do 30 minutes of non-football then discuss how the season wraps up near Valentine's Day.
We then talk about the Jets- discuss negative narratives, Dolphins hype, who needs to be good outside of Zach Wilson and then defend rookie OT Max Mitchell's comments about Calais Campbell. Discussion about a mainstream sports personality who lives nearby and his negaitve Jets sentiment.
We then rant and rave about our Yankees
Sep 11, 2022
2 hr 32 min
Load more
