In today's episode we discuss the 'Sprinkle Sprinkle' TikTok trend. Once you hear 'TikTok trend' it should tell you everything you need to know. Vagina will always be sought after, but the availability of it today has commoditized it and women grossly overvalue it. Finally, we talk about the philosophy of friendship and touch on how ancient wise men understood this form of interpersonal relationship. I've been working on ways to keep this show interesting and honest. This and all upcoming episodes will be formatted differently in an attempt to freshen up the show and convey my ideas more efficiently. Hope you enjoy the updated flow of The Chico de Manuel Show, Season 5!

Today, we delve into Sigma Males and how it fits me to a T! Also, we learn why women need to train their boyfriends like lab rats or rescue pitbulls. Otherwise, they'll be put down... Nike faces backlash after it's Team USA women's uniform is labeled 'sexist' and a product of 'patriarchal forces.' FInally, Dawn Staley says that if you feel like a woman then you should play sports with women, whatever a woman is. Do the right thing for once in your life and tune into the season finale of The Chico de Manuel Show!

In today's episode, Lady Gaga defends Dylan Mulvaney against verbal and mental violence, whatever that is. So he needs to go. Unfortunately, we come right back to him because he allegedly has a solution for the ruin he caused to Bud Light's brand. Next, we delve into the claim that women are being told not to lead which, if it's true at all, I cannot find a trace of it anywhere. Finally, the Olympics IOC board has come under fire for it's 'transgender framework' and how it puts actual women's safety and privacy in jeopardy. Make sure you wear a mask because I have a bit of a cough and I don't need you telling people you got it from The Chico de Manuel Show!

In today's 'What Needs To Go, NOW!' segment, we talk about a bunch of new sexualities that if you don't already know about you need to. A California city bans all non-U.S. flags and guess who's up in arms about that decision? LGBTQ+ activists! Did you guess correctly?? Apparently as women climb the corporate ladder, the gender pay gap increases even more. So we'll talk about that. Finally, Don Lemon calls out Elon Musk on canceling his show after conducting a 90-minute interview with Musk. It's utterly ridiculous, but what did you really expect? Come surrender your First Amendment Rights on The Chico de Manuel Show!

Still ranting about people apologizing when they shouldn't. Apologies should be rare and non-verbal. Many days after the one-sided affair, we talk about Sean Strickland beating down on poor Sneako amidst all the towels getting thrown in and how we can get him to abuse more influencers. Feminists in almost every case, should be studied and not listened to. These people get more radical by the hour and I'm about spent on them. Finally, your daily dose of dumb shit! Apparently laws can be racist. Virtually everything is racist! Come be racist because you don't really have any other choice on The Chico de Manuel Show!

Don't you hate it when a motherf-cker asks a question but it's buried deep beneath their own agenda, disguised as a monologue? I do!! A man identified as a women after being caught filming women in the restroom. I continue my ranting about the uselessness of apologies as people keep on doing it. Finally, San Francisco residents pass measures to help police fight crime and to begin drug testing welfare recipients! The entertainment never ends on The Chico de Manuel Show!

Bruv, if you're sorry you will find a way to convey it. Instant apologies, however, tend to be full of shit and I'll explain why. The Texas Supreme Court rules against Darryl George in the overblown issue of whether his hairstyle violated the CROWN Act. Also, apparently biology textbooks have been forgetting to make an allegedly important distinction between sex and gender so we should probably do something about that... Finally, a county decides to ban competitive female athletes from it's facilities unless they pledge to ban all trans women from occupying women's sports! Come get the breath of fresh air that we all desperately need today on The Chico de Manuel Show!

Dating Advice From A Stranger makes another appearance in this episode times two! Tap In! A legendary sportscaster weighs in on the trans women in sports debate with more common sense. BIll Maher has a message for liberals who hate this country sooo much and have pledged to leave if x, y, z happens, etc. and are STILL HERE. Finally, would you sign a permission slip for an African-American author to come read to your children for 30 minutes? What about a drag queen reading to your children? Find out where you stand on this episode of The Chico de Manuel Show!