JJ Watt signs with the Arizona Cardinals - 
UT Fight Song controversy - 
Luka Doncic turns 22 - 
AEW Exploding Barbed Wire Deathmatch explanation - 
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#008 - Dak Prescott got PAID! + WTF Texas and UFC 259 Controversy.

They say if you give 1,000 monkies 1,000 typewriters they will eventually write Shakespeare. So what happens when you give a few sports fans an internet connection? Stick around and find out.