They say if you give 1,000 monkies 1,000 typewriters they will eventually write Shakespeare. So what happens when you give a few sports fans an internet connection? Stick around and find out!
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NFL Free Agency - 
The Houston Texans did WHAT? - 
Fernando Tatis gets PAID - 
Lebron James passes 35,000 points - 
Texas Snow Storm affects sports - 
Tiger Woods Breaking News - 

#007: JJ Watt signs with the Cardinals?! + UT Fight song controversy

They say if you give 1,000 monkies 1,000 typewriters they will eventually write Shakespeare. So what happens when you give a few sports fans an internet connection? Stick around and find out.