From pre-pandemic and pre-cannabis legalization times, this report includes Canucks hockey play-by-play I recorded when I was 7, and my description of giving birth - like surfing with no surfing skills. 

Props to Mrs Claus who's holding down the fort every year, and my first car died in a ditch. 

My love of Chicken Lady from The Kids in the Hall, and back when my then 4 year old loved cooking with knives. 

Back when my kids were in pre-school I would help out in the class sometimes, and lemme tell you - it was a whole bunch of crazy. Also, I've figured out the importance of an old lady passing gas. 

From a couple of Easters ago....my body hair dilemma, and the Easter card that turned me into a woman. 

I'm going home to all things Vancouver, and before having kids I never could have imagined saying this stuff to them. 

Trying to find a pink shirt for my kid for Pink Shirt Day and finding a real doozy, and junk food is great in moderation. 

I will never forget childbirth and winter, and my failed ice cream date with a guy named Dieter. 

No one wants a lady chip, and hot fresh buns build bridges.

Nylons are painful and hilarious, and if we want adults to understand consent, we've got to first teach our kids how to talk about sex.