If you want some opinions on celebrities, we've got 'em on this episode! Heather spills all the tea about our girl crush JLo and Ben Affleck canoodling together again. Of course, there is mention of Bill & Miranda Gates and their divorce news. Camille makes a spot-on prediction regarding John Mulaney and the reason he's divorcing his wife. And no celebrity gossip show would be complete without a thoughtful and not the least but judgmental dissection of the Kardashians. Just kidding. We're very judgmental and it is what it is. 

The ladies are back from Holiday (that's what they're calling it) to ask and answer the hard hitting questions about retail returns, customer etiquette, and how does one smell like cat pee whilst shopping?

Heather's mom, Miss Livia, decides the Road Warrior Princess life is for her. How does Heather feel about her mother being a rolling stone? Camille and Heather discuss their mutual love of catcalls as they mature and their love of the television series, Schitt's Creek. Are they indeed, "A Little Bit Alexis?"

We discuss how to stay cute, or not, during the time of COVID, including purchasing matching lounge sets and getting your nails did.

The ladies try to bring the conversation back to men's fashion with Heather explaining the very intricate "ratchet system" that results in the making of the coveted "cotton baby". Camille talks about trying to have sexy time with your spouse after having a baby and it somehow involves hookers and zaddies.

What begins as a simple conversation about men's fashions turns into Camille conceding to Heather in an argument.  Camille wants to trade mark a cosmetic procedure for her feet and have Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif perform the "Brazilian Lip Lift".  Heather then shares a unique memory when Camille helped give her foot confidence due to her "house feet". This episode is a wild ride, so grab your swamp water cocktail or your jalapeno margarita and strap in for a listen!

The final episode in our Proust Questionnaire series answers the question, "Who are celebrity friends in your head?" Camille's list is made up of sarcastic "keep it real" types while Heather rounds out her list with a very diverse cast of characters.

Exactly how naive was Camille in her younger days? Who is the "earthier" one of these two friends? And how many f*cks does Heather have left to give? Listen to our latest mini podcast for a dive into how we've changed as we've gotten older.

You want more random questions? We've got 'em. Heather is dying to know if Camille uses her most famous talent for a worthy cause and Camille picks Heather's brain about epic insults.

We continue our Heatherized Proust Questions (Camille still doesn't want to put her name on this mess) with "Would you ever be a swinger?"