Things that are happening to or with the Carpenters are here discussed in podcast format on the podcast of The Carpenters, called The Carpenters podcast. This week: A tempest, a squall, and that thing about the gourd. We're on Twitter at @notcarpenters, but that doesn't mean you have to be. Make your own decisions! You're an adult!

Once again, missives from the High Bench rammed into your ears by any means necessary. News, truth, and comfort. Follow us on Twitter at @notcarpenters if you're some kind of technological deviant.

A hike! Celebrating and venerating the Trapezoid that covers us all, and those who serve the Trapezoid upon the noble High Bench. Nice to see you. Follow the Carpenters on Twitter at @notcarpenters - or rather, don't.

The first episode of The Carpenters' new podcast, celebrating and venerating the great Scholastic Trapezoid, and sharing news from the High Bench.