Welcome back lil buds! Alexa still can't figure out how to get the coffee maker to work.. She still can't figure out the right words for certain things, and she still hasn't smoked a cigarette! Alexa talks about a time when a mouse was stuck in her car, how she's been playing pickle-ball, and going ice fishing. What on earth has Michigan done to her?! The city girl we all know and love?! Enjoy bitches.

Holy mostaccioli, Alexa had quite the guest on todays podcast. A mouse. That's right, a mouse kept rearing it's furry little body while she was trying to record todays episode. Scared the shit out of her, but she made it through. On this episode of The Budcast, Alexa plays yet another clip of her sleep talking, tells you of some of her dreams she has had recently, AND she talks about Gwyneth Paltrow's Pussy Candle! Oh, and did you hear that a Rabbi is telling people if you get the Covid Vaccine that you will more than likely become gay? Crazy shit huh. Stay classy, stay sassy, stay safe.

Alexa continues to get banned on tic tak, and she is unsure as to why when there are 19 year olds constantly on the verge of having nip slips on that app. She is also RED HOT about charcuterie boards.. anyone else? Since the news is quite awful to watch right now, Alexa has taken it upon herself to spread some news with you baby buds that is more on the light hearted side. Have you ever heard of "Ben's Wild Ride"? A 21 year old man's wheelchair got lodged in a semi grill and he went on the ride of his life. This happened in Michigan, that's right, MICHIGAN. Did you also hear UFO's are officially real?!?!?!?!??!?! Oh you did? That's old news? Well Alexa has some thoughts on the matter. Stay classy, stay sassy.

Hey we've all put our balls in one basket at some point right? Alexa started smoking weed again, which means she's back at messing up idioms more than before! Okay maybe not more, but she's still cant quite get expressions right. They're tough, okay.. Alexa talks about a multitude of things, from catching her hair on fire, missing Seattle, her Sub Bae order, a bitch she went to school with that tattled on her for smoking the ~jazz cabbage~ for the first time, and last but certainly not least.. Her first conspiracy theory!!  Friendly reminder that everything in this podcast is not necessarily factual.

Dad's back on the Budcast because its a GOSH DIGGITY DANG pandemic and Alexa can't have other guests besides ones that she lives with.. I know, I know.. Don't get too excited. Her Dad, Keith made a long list of goodies to talk about and per usual, he gives alexa so much shit she almost needed a baby wipe. Which brings us to the title. It's exactly how it sounds. Alexa has a tender two-hole. Happy New Year everyone! Stay healthy bitches.

Alexa made it through the surgery alive! She's very pissed off, but she's alive. The meds she was put on make her go crazy, she had a really terrible experience with the surgeon and anesthesiologist, and that's basically what the entire episode is about. Oh, and she didn't poop for 2 weeks and took a stool softener which reminds her of the last time she did that which is a pretty interesting story. Happy Holidays!

It's the day of the surgery! Alexa is getting her tonsils removed, deviated septum straightened out, and her vocal cords scraped. She's anxious as all hell, and she's SOBER. That's right, sober. She's not even a little bit high. Alexa takes a walk down memory lane talking about all of her firsts she's had in the house her parents sold which includes, first dates, being stood up, and giving handy's in a cornfield. Enjoy bitches.

Alexa's lovely mum Missy is back on The Budcast with her this week! Like last time, they go all over the fucking place because boy, are these two talkers. They talk about what a different childhood they both had because of their generation, what age males start masturbating, and Alexa is still anxious as hell about her surgery coming up. Per usual, Alexa's Dad, Keith interrupts. 

Season 2 of Barefoot and Pregnant is here folks! Alexa talks about her time spent on the tic tac. We find out the weed in Seattle rocked her ass when she moved to Washington, and the jazz cabbage in the Mitten just isn't cutting it.  Alexa goes down yet another rabbit hole thinking she has Alzheimers and Psychiatric disorders. She's been talking in her sleep and lucky for you listeners, she plays some sound clips for your perky lil ears to enjoy! Stay safe bitches.

Alexa’s Dad, Keith, is back with a vengeance giving her shit like nothing we’ve ever seen! There was a mishap in the kitchen this week that ended in an explosion and a hot mean ruined.. per usual, Alexa is to blame. Coronavirus is in full swing and the Stanton’s are hunkering down. Instead of the daily dish, Alexa and Keith explore uncharted territory for the budcast.. learning valuable lessons. Happy Thanksgiving bitches!!