This week we talk about Brian's upcoming tour of the United Kingdom and all the erotic massage parlors he's not going to.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the nasty voicemail Brian got from Chad Zumock and how Kevin Cosnter got a divorce on his honeymoon.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why there's nothing political about an event that's held on the White House lawn and what happens to an Islamic power bottom that becomes radicalized.    Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about not falling victim to the gay agenda and why Brian is jazzed that Pink hosted the Tonys. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk to Hollywood Howard about dismissive ways to describe astrology and his plan to run for Senate in 2028. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the all-star lineup for Freedom 250 on the White House lawn and what to do if you accidentally jack off to your own mom.    Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why saying bad words is not enough to make Brian like Austin comedians and the Siberian stripper with coffee breath that captured our hearts.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about the most questionable lawyer of all time and the worst place you could possibly plant watermelon. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about cocaine delis in the Bronx and why the Verizon guy finally feels seen. Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy. 

This week we talk about why HBO is so weird about showing tits and how many many sex workers you  can fit in a Honda Pilot.  Follow Brian on Threads, Instagram and X - Support the show and get bonus audio/video episodes, ringtones, bonus footage and more!! All at patreon.com/brianmccarthy.