First things first, it's been a lot for those of us residing in the United States of What IS EVEN HAPPENING. We're fiercely pro-choice and advocates for bodily autonomy. If you need guidance or support there are resources available. https://prochoice.org/patients/naf-hotline/ - is a good place to start. Secondly, we're back! In the spirit of providing a safe space to unwind from the current madness, we bring you a lighthearted "catch-up" episode where we share our current Summer "MUST WATCH LIST". From Sexy Daddy Pirates to Gorgeous Drag Queens, we've got a show recommendation for just about everyone. Enjoy, Fight the Patriarchy and Be Safe

This week is almost like a book club, but really we just wanted to talk about Mr. Darcy, the brooding sex pot from Jane Austen's Pride and Prejudice. He was the original hot grumpy guy, but who's portrayal of Mr. Darcy scores the highest? We found a top 12 Hottest Mr. Darcy list and are prepared to come to fisticuffs if Colin Firth isn't top of that list. Which other Darcys bewitched us, body and soul? You've got to listen and find out!

It's time to celebrate some serious accomplishments in women's history, y'all! It's mind-blowing that even in the year of our gourd 2022 we're still seeing firsts being celebrated. Like, you mean we haven't already done it? Why not? It's the floating uterus thing again, isn't it? Let's try to keep the rage to a minimum and celebrate these firsts by some bad-ass women. Bottoms up!

We're baaaaaack! We planned a brief hiatus, and 100% planned to be back a few weeks ago, but life said, "Slow your roll, babes". So here we are, just in time for the end of February with a brand new episode! We kept things relaxed fit this week, catching up on some new job news, our latest online obsessions, and some old fashioned Bottom Bible blathering.

We fancy ourselves sage Bottoms, full of wisdom and great advice - but how do we fare going head to head with professionals? This week we dip into Slate's advice columns from the last few years and pit ourselves against their actual advisors. We'll read some letters to their different advice columns, Pay Dirt and Dear Prudence and try our hand at doling out the wisdom. How did we do, would your advice be any different? Listen and let us know!   This is a chonky episode, clocking in at over 90 minutes! We wanted to give you a big helping of Bottom Bible goodness to keep you satisfied over the Christmas and New Year's holiday. We'll see (hear?) y'all next year! Happy holidays, and see you in 2022, byeeeee!

Did you know Christmas used to be prime ghost story telling time? Now the true horror of the holidays is forced time in malls, stressing about package delivery times, and awkward family dinners. But once upon a time, there were tales of true terror told around roaring fires that were probably fueled by some spiked eggnog. This week, we're swapping scary stories and ranking them from one to five on the Jolly Saint Dick scale. Grab your favorite cozy blanket, or strip down to your birthday suit, whatever floats your holiday boat! And if you're the person that's required help out of a haunted house or maze, this one's for you. Bottoms up!

It's all about the buns, hun! Big butts still reign supreme all over social media feeds, making the Brazilian Butt lift the most sought after, and risky, plastic surgery procedure. What exactly does the BBL do? We break down that butt lift in today's episode, giving you the facts, figures, and risks involved. If you're interested in reading more, please take a peek at the articles used to research today's episode down below. Never more fitting than today, Bottoms up!     Links: Healthline - Brazilian Butt Lift Vox - BBLs in Miami Cosmo Clinic - One Year Post BBL Jezebel - Vogue Discovers Big Booties

We're talking Sexy Santas this week! Katy has rustled up a variety of celluloid Santas for us to rank this week. We'll rate their sexy Santa appeal on a scale of one to five yule logs, and we absolutely encourage you to play along. Who will top our list? Will there be any perfect 10s? You've got to listen to find out! Did we miss any Santas, are there any other North Pole residents that strike your fancy? Write us at [email protected] or sled into our DMs on Instagram!

We're going very elastic waistband cozy this week with a Careless Whispers episode! This week we almost stay on topic with our thoughts on Dune and Cruella, Brazillian butt lifts, and some unconventional crushes. Bonus sexy shoulders and Bake Off twin vibes!   We'll be off next week, but we'll see you all for another dose of Bottom energy the following week! Byeeee!

We're exploring a new kind of series episode this week, asking the thing we whisper to ourselves at least once a day, "Why am I like this?!". As a nod to the last bit of Halloween spirit still in the air, we're kicking this series off with a fear theme. Inspired by the meme of two friends having a text convo about their worst fears - one is dying and being forgotten forever, the other is the Kool-Aid Man, we're unpacking our more niche fears. No spiders, chupacabras, or public speaking here - just major emotional trauma and the deep-rooted existential crisis. Fun!