Amazon packages arriving, it’s Cinco de Mayo, signs you’re going to get abducted, Facebook hates Ross, John is becoming his father and Amber Heard can shit in my bed. Also, dying on the shitter, Paul Walker was a creep, Mica is throwing a party and how tight is your gi string? All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We get off to a great start, new beer to test, every night dinner choices, the tooth fairy has increased wages and what color mat you slept on in kindergarten. Also, NFL broadcasting free agency, sober enough to know right and wrong, balls in or balls out and Elon has officially bought Twitter. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Don’t mess with Barry, dogs natural reaction to doorbells, Ross is color blind, gray or grey and stringy onion things. Also, someone may be a cuck, fuck solicitors, Elon Musk is a business genius and credit card chips in hands. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

New beers to taste, Ross’ juice of choice, Instagram algorithms, weirdo’s at the grocery store and Johns burrito update. Also, negative Nancy’s, someone loves hot dogs, cranking fleshlights and what not to do on airplanes. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We are back after spring break, Will Smith has gone crazy, Tom Cruise performs his own stunts, Sweet Baby Jesus that’s bad and she just wants the batter. Also, the toothless wonder, everything smells like weed, aggressive moaning and screaming, calling in sick to work and obnoxious singing at concerts. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Breaking news….queso is just cheese, telling people to fuck off at 6:10am, tik-tokers finding tanks, NASCAR sends weapons to Ukraine and Drew Carey is steamy. Also, dogs not letting you sleep, Ross’ dog has big balls and weekly lunch talk. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

We’re back after a three week break, Chicken Ship, problems ordering lunch and Ross is over Burger King. Also, Mica doesn’t like pickles, smoothie talk and foods to keep in your pocket. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Mica and John are getting soft, Tom Brady has retired, boneless or bone-in, don’t mess with Texas and the simple things in life. Also, don’t be the guy that pushed them over the edge, special payment for services, favorite cereals and custom wiper blades. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

Quotes you are known for, becoming a diamond may kill you, do you do you job when you’re not working?, thinking you lost $200 and  don’t pay your mortgage twice. Also, pets pissing you off, why food delivery sucks, the idea breakfast burrito, Googling Gabby BJ and songs for sexy time. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.

John reacts to a new wine, awkward MMA encounters, Mica goes to his first hockey game, 5 year old birthday and sext fuppa’s. Also, racing season starts soon, mass-debating, and a movie that probably wouldn’t fly today. All that and more on this episode of The Born Stupid show.