The BLPA Big Show
The BLPA Big Show
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The BLPA Big show is the is the official voice of adult "athletes" everywhere. Created as an extension of the locker room and parking lot, follow along with all our beer league antics. BLPA.com
Goalie-Gate
Alright this was a SPICY ep. We dove allllll the way into goalie-gate—yes we even had to change names. All the drama from this weekend's tournament where a goalie walked out on his team because...? It ended with a few renditions of Taylor Swift songs because this guy just couldn't shake it off. Jason joined today, probably because he was upset about last week's top fast food restraunt picks. Hear the ultimate truth from team no-sleeves. We also got into a heated debate about airplane armrests and which seat deserves them; we're lookin at you, middle seaters. Finally! Lots of upcoming tournament details and why you need to rally your Minnesota team! Come on, state of hockey! Click these for a good time: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by https://www.BLPA.com
Aug 28, 2024
1 hr 23 min
DoucheBaggery
Ahhhh yes. The BLPA. This week we dive into the deep end of beer league hockey. First up, we’re crafted the ultimate douchey beer league hockey player build. Picture this...actually, you don't have to. We used incredible editing skills to draw it out for you. Next, we’re talking about the epic moments in Warzone and laser tag. Nick's been absolutely crushing it, and we’re here to spill the tea on his gaming glory and laser tag legends. Plus, have you seen Nick’s hair transplant fund? Talk about a follicular frenzy...with $1 being added to the pot. We get a little "hot take-y" and rank our top 5 fast food restaurants, and SOMEONE'S opinion was absolutely demolished in the live chat. Since Nick made it too easy, we have more “Real or Deke” with our hockey movie quotes segment. Can you spot the fake quotes? We’re putting your hockey movie knowledge to the test! Lastly, we’re gearing up for the 2025 DEX tournaments in Iceland and Japan. Get the latest updates and see how these tournaments are shaping up to be the ice-cold and sushi-fueled events of the decade! Link time: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com
Aug 21, 2024
1 hr 9 min
BLPA LINGERIE
If you’re going to miss an episode, don’t let it be this one. The BLPA Big Show: where the conversation is as varied as it is entertaining! This week, our live comments were poppin off and we had TWO special guests (both with great hair). It all started with a tip…we chatted with Adam Gold about the PWHL draft rule he pioneered over a decade ago, which has had a significant impact on the league. Hear him talk about things waaaay smarter than our usual. He’s beer league hockey meets sports stats. We also had a special appearance (mid-sweat at the gym, we might add) from the legendary Jason Limbacher in all his no-sleeves glory. He’s putting the $57 we got from Facebook into some bets for us…stay tuned. Plus, we came up with some *tantalizing* new BLPA merch ideas, played a “real or fake movie quote” game, tried to make some spicy audio for a fan’s husband, and talked about a potential 24-hour podcast stream. We’re still on a mission to raise funds for Nick’s Turkish hair transplant—we ONLY need 15 people to donate $667! Since Jillian lost the poll to get her dog on a chartered plane, she’s shifting her focus to her upcoming Taco Bell-themed maternity photoshoot. Mild sauce…everywhere. Sneaky links: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to fund BLPA lingerie: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by https://BLPA.com    
Aug 13, 2024
1 hr 52 min
Wanna Do Shrooms?
Alright, where else are you gonna hear about 'shrooms in someone's breezers during a tournament (and how much Nick wants to try them while livestreaming), the best places to eat in Chicago (*ahem* NOT at the Navy Pier), and the dumbest reason someone has been kicked out of a hockey game? We give you the (deep)dish of what's going on in the wild world of beer league, share some drama, and why we NEED TIPS. Have a rant or drama? We actually wanna hear it. Plus, ready to fund Nick's Turkish hair transplant or Jillian's journey to get her dog to fly with her to Minnesota? Venmo us so we can see who wins @jilliancoconut and @theblpa Mas links: Merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ If you want to see Nick try shrooms: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com
Aug 9, 2024
1 hr 11 min
Bro Code
This week, we have a SALACIOUS beer league drama about bro code vs fam code, we asked all our Facebook fans: 'what are the unspoken rules of beer league?' and they did not hold back, and we had not one but TWO special guests. We got the legendary and elusive Jason to call in on the way to ref a game, and Jillian's sister Anna joined to talk about her experience as a Minnesota Wild ice crew/shovel girl. Annnnd we brought in a new mini game called ""Goonsquad or nah"" where we discuss potential douche moves that happen during games. Hopefully you're stuck in rush hour because this podcast is extra long, extra juicy, and filled with head-heavy bottle beer. Links! Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win : https://gleam.io/LW14D/blpa-big-show-secret-word-vip-draft-experience-giveaway-week-5-episode-bro-code Merch merch merch: https://beerleagueplayers.com/ Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected] Brought to you by BLPA.com
Aug 1, 2024
1 hr 23 min
Hangin Meat
This week, we get HUNG up on the controversial saga of girls in the guys’ locker room—a beer leaguer shares the drama about what happened and how it rocked the league. We also play a few rounds of "Cameo Price is Right," guessing how much different hockey-related celebrities charge for their shoutouts, and discuss our latest mental health ratings because, hey, life can be tough, but we're all about talking through it. Alsoooooo we follow up on “Pickle Gate” and how the league's losers are coping with their infamous pickle trophies and hear about Cooper's exciting first art commission! Where to purchase the timeless “CRINGEMAN” art: Venmo @TheBLPA Where to enter the secret word for an entry to win:Word of the Pod Help buy Nick a better on-the-road podcast mic: https://www.patreon.com/theblpa  Send us your beer league drama: [email protected] or [email protected]  Brought to you by BLPA.com
Jul 24, 2024
1 hr 9 min
Unhinged Goalie
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Jul 10, 2024
1 hr 8 min
Crotch Snaps
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Jul 2, 2024
1 hr 8 min
'Nanner Puddin
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Jun 26, 2024
1 hr 5 min
The New Girl
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Jun 22, 2024
50 min
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