"Welcome to the desert of the real." I am sure you've heard of the blue pill, and the red pill, offered by Morpheus to Neo upon that infamous moment preluding his awakening to the gross realization of the Matrix. However, we contend that this is a false dichotomy propped up by most self-confessed "truthers", and that most within the so-called "truth community" is misinformation, disinformation, and outright falsehood and lies. The alternative red pill is infiltrated and was compromised from the beginning. Here we offer you the black pill, jagged edges and all. The truly undiscussed, excluded middle. We hope you can stomach it, and if not, you can remain in Wonderland, thinking the red pill set you free.