Two former greats... mostly greats... generally goods... have their work from the last 7 years evaluated. By which we mostly talk about Nicholas Cage not paying his taxes. Special guest judge - Jaden LeBabadook

One is an awful book about abusive, power-imbalanced, predatory relationships. The other is a book about abusive, power-imbalanced, predatory relationships that started as fan fiction about a book about abusive, power-imbalanced, predatory relationships. Special guest judge - Bitsy la Bourbon

It's the battle of the forgotten superheroes! Whose terrible leather outfit stands the test of time? Which slap-dash CGI doesn't make you barf? Is any of this real? Special guest judge: Michael Poudrier

It's the battle of two terrible Europop tracks from the late 90s. Are they ironic skewerings of modern life? Or absolute fucking garbage. Tune in and find out! Special guest judge - Katie Plattner

Episode #2 of The Better of Two Evils This week we pit the day-glo dastardly duo of Ivy and Freeze from Joel Schumacher's very unfortunate 1997 film Batman and Robin. One is an eco-terrorist; one is very bad at managing economics. Who will reign supreme?