Welcome to the first TBTE Wildcard, where two previous guests--and things--get a shot at redemption. Will pants (loser of Shirts vs. Pants) take out tenders (loser of Nuggets vs. Tenders) to get back on the bracket? All bets are off as @jacobtheloofah and @zoloftdeschanel hop back in the podctagon for a very special showdown. Donate to the Soda City Bail Fund: sodacitybail.org

This week on The Best Thing Ever: Evan (@DonutShoes) and Rob (of @geekbeatradio) bring Jack an interesting conundrum: If you gotta get to the other side of some terrain, is it better to go over or under? Luminous is donating our merch proceeds to bail funds all summer: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week on The Best Thing Ever: Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) & Kath Barbadoro (@kathbarbadoro) fight for dominance of the skies. Witchcraft vs. photosynthesis. Werewolves vs. Going To The Beach. Raisins vs. regular grapes. Which celestial orb is a chiller hang? Luminous is donating all our merch revenue this month to bail funds nationwide. Chip in at bit.ly/luminousmerch

This week, special guests Morgan (@morganstb324) & Eli (@eliyudin) help Jack decide the best way to enter an altered state. Which is more good: forgetting how bad White Castle is or falling asleep with How It's Made on? Which is less bad: Barfing at someone else's house or texting your dad a bunch of links to the Zelda wiki? Donate to your local bail fund here: https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bailfunds

This week, comedians John Cullen (@cullenthecomic) & Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) help judge Jack Grimes (@Jackapedia_) decide between arms and legs. Along the way, we all prove that we're all Animal Experts and Stefan drops some classic insane takes. Follow Luminous: @LuminousMediaHQ Follow John & Stefan's show: @blockedpartypod Buy a shirt: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week, on an Extremely Online TBTE, special guests Jacob (@jacobtheloofah) and Korbly (@korblys) help Jack (@jackapedia_) decide which online music-genre-slash-aesthetic is better, after first explaining that yes, they are two different things. Follow Luminous: twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy a shirt: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This episode: Sam (@samjbelltx) and Lindsay (@hyperglavin) are absolutely trashing the Three Little Pigs as they try to convince judge Jack (@jackapedia_) which material has done more for our civilization. Follow Luminous: @LuminousMediaHQ Buy some merch: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

This week, we're engaging in some meta-sports by pitting two great American pastimes head-to-head in the podcast arena. Sure, both sports share the thrills & spills of big boys rumblin' and tumblin', but which TV are you turning your stool towards at the Buffalo Wild Wings? Guests Morgan (@morganstb324) & Michael (@michael_cfg) help judge and non-sports-watcher Jack (@Jackapedia_) decide once and for all, and also tell him a lot of wild stories about guys crawling through air ducts. Follow Luminous: https://twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy a shirt: https://bit.ly.LuminousMerch

This week, TBTE returns with a vengeance to decide once and for all whether it's better to cover your upper or lower half. Is leg-and-junk protection better than torso-and-arm protection? Are pockets on your pants better than the ability to print some cool words on your shirt? Guests Tupp (@tupperward) and Zoloft (@zoloftdeschanel) make the case. TBTE Shirts Available Now: bit.ly/LuminousMerch

We're squashing the age-old chicken beef once and for all. Both are good, but which one is The People's Meat Shape? Distinguished guests Jacob Scherer(@jacobtheloofah) & Sam Bell (@samjbelltx) join honorable judge Jack Grimes(@jackapedia_) to make their case. Follow Luminous: https://twitter.com/LuminousMediaHQ Buy somethin': https://bit.ly/LuminousMerch