HAPPY HALLOWEEN! This week we make up NEW Alfred Hitchcock cameos (with the help of Joe Johnson & Dustin Bays), as well as combine classic horror quotes and decide what movie they would be from. We also have our Week 1 TRIVIA GIVEAWAY!! 00:00 - Intros & Plugs (Listen to John Garrison's new album "Pretty in Pink"! & check out the podcast Evan was on "Cheaties"!!) 07:40 - INAPPROPRIATE ALFRED HITCHCOCK CAMEO GAME!! We do "Rear Window", "Vertigo", "North by Northwest", "Psycho" & "Birds". 46:00 - HORROR MOVIE ONE-LINER GAME - We take the 1st half and 2nd half of horror quotes and put them together and try to make them make sense!! --- Listen to John Garrison's "Pretty in Pink" HERE!!  https://thejohngarrison.hearnow.com/ Listen to "Cheaties Podcast" HERE!! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/cheaties-with-lace-larrabee-and-katherine-blanford/id1503079848 Follow Joe Johnson on Twitter: @FillCollinz Listen to Dustin Bays on "Blue Ridge Adventurer's Guild" HERE!! https://blueridgeadventurersguild.podbean.com/

Horror Month has begun! We always start our month of horror themed shows with a HALLOWEEN BEST OF to get us in the mood. Enjoy these 10 clips from the last year that we just love!! And tune in next week for the start of our Halloween Episodes!! 0 - [00:00] - Introductions. PLUS Trivia Giveaways. PLUS We want YOUR HELP with our "Inappropriate Alfred Hitchcock Cameos Game" for next week.  01 - [02:05] - The REAL story behind our Horror-Themed Intro song. (Thank you Neil Lee Griffin)  02 - [05:45] - "The Walking Dead" - Improv Show Episode. 03 - [18:15] - Can Freddy Kreuger Save You From Wild Dogs? (Character Actor Lifeline Game) 04 - [27:15] - Ted Bundy is Your Roommate 05 - [33:50] - The Old Shining Lady Keeps Messing Things Up! 06 - [39:10] - Michael McDonald is THE VOICE of Michael Myers. 07 - [47:00] - Creature Swap Game! "Snake" & "Jaws on a Plane" 08 - [53:45] - Would Jeffrey Epstein Survive "The Thing"? 09 - [57:30] - Would Jeffrey Dahmer Survive "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? (w Nate Oulette & Joe Johnson of Alchemy Improv Comedy) 10 - [1:00:45] - Twisted Endings Game - "Chucky" but with the ending of "Diabolique"? Website: https://beardedone.podbean.com/ Twitter: @BeardedOnesPod

Evan & Jason are doing another CELEBRITY BIRTHDAY ROAST!! This month we picked Tyler Perry (Sept. 13th). Along with Evan and Jason, they have special guests Andrew Van Manus, Clancy (False Start: with Andrew Van Podcast) & Alrinthea Carter (Alchemy Comedy Theater).  00:30 - Intros and Plugs (Evan has a new voice over You Tube video) 02:00 - We introduce the ROAST!! 05:30 - We start the ROAST!! 06:45 - DR. PHIL 09:45 - MIKE TYSON 11:30 - (SPECIAL GUEST #1) RAY ROMANO (Andrew Van) 15:20 - TYLER'S ADOPTED NEPHEW (Manus Clancy) 19:45 - WERNER HERZOG 24:05 - QUENTIN TARANTINO 26:00 - (SPECIAL GUEST #2) CHARLES BARKLEY (Andrew Van) 30:00 - TYLER'S WIG DESIGNER (Alrinthea Carter) 34:10 - EUGENE LEVY 36:45 - MAN OF THE HOUR: TYLER PERRY!! --- Watch Evan's You Tube video HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBAMnkksRA0 Listen to "False Start: with Andrew Van" HERE!! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970

Evan brings more weird moments from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9" & "Voyager". And Jason brings another round of the "New Tom Cruise Movie Stunts Game!" In honor of "Mission Impossible 7" gearing up production again.  01:45 - We meet the ghost of Gene Roddenberry, and he's being creepy in my closet. 04:10 - Story about why Star Trek had the 1st interracial kiss. 07:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" KEEPS doing time travel episodes!! 11:45 - "Star Trek: Voyager" is ALL FAKE, put on by space janitors.  19:20 - Neelix (alien cook on "Voyager") meets a lady for a day then just decides to become her husband. 32:45 - Dax from "Star Trek: Deep Space 9", has on old man inside of her and he's realizing that he's hot!! 42:40 - Odo the shapeshifter had gold in him, and he has trouble getting it outta himself. 49:10 - We play ROUND 3 of the "NEW TOM CRUISE MOVIE STUNT GAME!" Where we randomly combine locations and missions and we have to figure out the real stunt Tom Cruise HAS to do.  --- Listen to MORE "TOM CRUISE STUNTS" HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOXH3tPUNRA&list=PLA0bnidJZUp1P-UlaPZ0o_7GqxLU-bcmX

With heavy hearts we remember Chadwich Boseman by talking about why we loved him, and giving our top 5 favorite Black Panther character moments from all the MCU movies he's been in. Evan shares a awful Comic Con host then more weird/funny Star Trek moments. And since Jason saw "New Mutants" we recap our predictions quiz from last week and see how we did! (One again big thanks again to Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast") 01:00 - We remember Chadwich Boseman and give our top 5 favorite character moments as Black Panther. 24:00 - We watch a horrible host from Magic City Comic Con Q&A with Brent Spiner.  39:00 - Evan's weird/funny Star Trek moments. 1:07:30 - "New Mutants" Predictions results!! With Sean ("The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast") ---- Watch awful Magic City Comic Con host HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=isl-UBKpojI&fbclid=IwAR3BSPSshsBSbjzgrJGuz6ntgUCR_eh5l81nnOUa5pZV3NjgWPG_qsMQvJU Listen to our NEW You Tube video about how "The Old 'The Shining' Lady is Just In The Way" HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TQxB9DDGCA

Evan shares more funny/weird moments from "Star Trek: TNG" & "Voyager". Jason reads part 3 of his horrible story from age 16, and we close with another bracket, we ask, "Which Dutch Quote from "Predator" would make the BEST pick-up line?" 00:30 - Introductions & Plugs "Alchemy Comedy Podcast" Episode 1!! 03:30 - Evan's thoughts on "Star Trek". Every captain has their thing, Janeway's thing is blowing up the ship! 44:45 - Part 3 of "JUNGLE", Jason's story from age 16. 53:30 - Bracket! "WHICH DUTCH QUOTE FROM "PREDATOR" WOULD MAKE THE BEST PICK-UP LINE?" ------ Listen to Jason on episode 1 of The Alchemy Comedy Podcast HERE!! https://alchemycomedy.fireside.fm/2

Hey guys, this week we have a fun show where Evan goes down memory lane and shares some embarrassing stories that he sees in a new light after his ADHD diagnosis. We give our predictions for the new "NEW MUTANTS" movie coming out this weekend (Finally) (Thanks Sean!!). Evan shares some weird things he saw from Star Trek: TNG. And Jason reads PART 2 of "JUNGLE", his story he wrote at age 16. 00:30 - Intros and plugs "How to ADHD" YouTube series, "One Star Reviews: with Andrew Van" podcast, and The ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE, virtual man+dog obstacle course race. (OCR) 02:25 - Evan's funny stories from his past. + ADHD discussion. 18:30 - Our "New Mutants" Predications Quiz with Sean from "The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast"!! 58:55 - Funny moments from "Star Trek: TNG" Worf must be loud all the time. Why is everyone's hobby so damn sophisticated, & Worf had a blood brother he forgot all about?? 1:11:15 - Jason reads part 2 of "JUNGLE"!! (His kinda shitty story he wrote at age 16). --- HOW TO ADHD You Tube series HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-nPM1_kSZf91ZGkcgy_95Q ONE STAR REVEIWS: with Andrew Van HERE!! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/one-star-reviews/id1505211215 ULTIMUTT ANYWHERE CHALLENGE HERE!! https://runsignup.com/Race/SC/Greenville/UltiMuttAnywhereChallenge Listen to more SEAN & The Pittsburgh Nerd Podcast HERE!! https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/pittsburgh-nerd-podcast

This week we do another Bearded Ones Roast. In the past we've roasted Gary Busey and Dracula, this time we hit the legend, Hulk Hogan! Then we thank our buddies Richard and Shawn over at the "Language of Bromance podcast" and we answer some of the same fun questions they did on their episode 320 "Truth or Drink". Then we close with another one of Jason's awful (but this time not so much) story from when he was like 16 years old. 00:30 - Intros and THE BIG SHOW!! 04:00 - The Roast of HULK HOGAN!! Featuring HHH, Billy "The Brain" Hennan, Kermit The Frog, George Costanza, Christopher Lloyd, & Chris Hemsworth!! (Thank you Andrew Van & Manus Clancy (Alchemy Comedy Theater) for your submissions!) 39:00 - Language of Bromance played "Truth or Drink" and we thought it was cool so we answer some of the same questions!  53:20 - Jason reads "Jungle" a kinda shitty story he wrote (with help) back when he was 16 years old.  ------------- Listen to Andrew Van's Podcast "FALSE START: FAKE SPORTS REAL SHOTS" HERE!! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/false-start-with-andrew-van/id1455223970 And listen to Manus Clancy's episode "Fictional Sports Draft" HERE!! (As well as episodes: 50, 63, 65, 66, 68 & 69) https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/fantasy-draft-re-release/id1455223970?i=1000486176538 Here's Episode 320 "Truth or Drink" of Language of Bromance Podcast HERE!! https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/the-language-of-bromance/e/76816605 We love you Hulk Hogan.

01:44 - Evan has to RANT! Some YouTube reactors are good, but Evan found one that ISN'T EVEN TRYING!! "Halloween" (1978) is and will forever be a classic!! 14:00 - We play one of our favorite podcast games, Inappropriate Stan Lee Cameos (Phase 3: part 1)  36:50 - We add Muppets to Movies Facebook meme. You keep 1 character as is, then every other character has to be a Muppet. (Ex: Pulp Fiction, Shawshank Redemption, Showgirls, etc...) 55:40 - Jason brings an old story he wrote when he was 16 or 17, called "Ebenezer & Squashua." And every sentence is more confusing than the last. ---------------------------------------------------- Check out "Scriptwork" react channel on You Tube HERE!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMJtbFAooHs We added a new You Tube video also: "If Erotic Thrillers were Real Life?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ge-j0hR5P0&t=3s

This week Evan shares a funny story about his new audiobook. Jason revisits last weeks episode and explore Chuck Chili's metal band "Chili Magnet". We pay homage to "Teddy and the Bassman" by playing a round of the "Steampunk Cellar" but we call it the, "Shitty Shed". Evan shares the dumbest serial killer letter. Jason shares some weird news from Grand Rapids Michigan. And we close with another BEARDED ONES BRACKET! Where we ask "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?" (Evan wasn't thrilled with this one.)   00:30 - Intros & Funny story about Evan's Audiobook 05:30 - Our podcast character "Chuck Chili" actually fronts a metal band "Chili Magnet" and here are some of his songs. 22:30 - We honor the "Teddy & the Bassman" podcast by playing our version of the "Steampunk Cellar"..."The Shitty Shed." 30:00 - Evan shares the dumbest serial killer. 36:50 - Weird News - Michigan residents are microwaving books. Evan and Jason come up with a better way to protect your books from COVID-19.  46:00 - Bearded Ones Bracket! Since Drug addicts sometimes have to talk each other down from bad trips. Maybe they would be good at talking folks off literal ledges? "Which Fictional Drug Addict would be the BEST Suicide Negotiator?!" (But if you're actually struggling with suicide please call the Hotline - 1-800-273-8255)